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Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"
Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!
Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!
this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???
omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
you don't even get three episodes into tom and jerry before that faggot jerry uses mistletoe to get tom to stop chasing him and kiss him instead. and that faggot tom coquettishly complies.
"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?
wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean
minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry
As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.
I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again
my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"
i dont think a record should ever cost fifty dollars. i dont think anything should cost that much. well except for the fifty dollar diamond which os the most important and expensive thing in all the land. and it can be yours to have sex with
Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water
Drinking pond water is a quick and easy way to contract disease.
The experience will make for a great anecdote to have in your back pocket if you are ever invited to be a guest on the Tonight Show by Jimmy Fallon.
If you are an actor, drinking pond water is an excellent way to get into "the zone" before a performance in which your character must express the emotion "regret".
Do you even have a good reason not to drink pond water?
You never know – it could actually taste amazing.
Drinking pond water will bring you closer to nature.
Drinking pond water will bring you closer to God.
Drinking pond water is a great way to impress your crush.
I'll give you a reed to use as a straw if you ask me nicely.
Kneel in the mud
"naturally blond" nothing about that is natural
Welcome... To Morning World ^‿^.
view your sandwich analytics in the Subway app under the "My Sandwich" tab
I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time
there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert
important questions to run by your sexual partners:
are you having sex with me because of my posts?
do you find it attractive when i Blog?
being delightful
yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry
call her ai the way she makes me generate slop
shine normal like a plain rock
yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell