Stanford Just Showed How NOT To React To Sexual Assault By Blaming Rape On Alcohol

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Meanie

Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*

Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*

Daddy: what did I do baby?

Princes: meanieeee pants!!

Daddy: *raises eyebrows*

Princess: *sticks tongue out*

Daddy: you better be good baby girl

Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!

Daddy: ?????

Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!

Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?

Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too

COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!

Friends

Friends: daddy kinks are soo weird!

Me: *sweats profusely* yeah! H-haha..

Friends: its sooo nasty!

Me: *sweats even more* h-haha.. i-i gotta go i-i left uh..the oven on *runs away* ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.

Respect my boundaries.

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