I Can't Believe How Long It's Been And 159 Days Until Venom: Let There Be Carnage!

League of Villains: *all strewn across the floor, various tables and chairs*

Shigaraki: *stumbles in, pale and sweaty* Hey, guys...I'm dying.

Dabi: I was dying earlier. Then I died. Now I'm dead.

Twice: *sobs* I'm miserable!

Toga: Twice isn't even contradicting himself...

Shigaraki: *slides down against the wall onto the floor, clutching his stomach*

Spinner: What is this...?

Kurogiri: *stiffly walks in, leaning against the doorframe*

Kurogiri: It's food poisoning. I have it, too. I did not sleep for one second last night. And I vomited no less than seven times.

L.O.V.: *all groan*

Hawks: Oh, God, don't say that...

Shigaraki: Has anybody talked to Compress?

Spinner: Oh, I can't even imagine what that stick is going through...

Dabi: I have vomited more than Mister's body weight in the last twelve hours alone...he may have just disappeared off the face of the Earth!

Toga: *trying to get up* We need to call him, we must reach out to him!

Toga: *falls onto her face, whimpering* I can't...I can't do it.

Kurogiri: *stands up with a groan of pain and exertion, stiffly walks over to the landline*

Kurogiri: *swings his arm, knocking the phone onto the floor before slumping down against the bar*

Kurogiri: Twice, Extension 7820.

Twice: *rolls over to the phone, slowly starts tapping the numbers in with his nose*

Some time later...

Mr. Compress: *saunters into the bar, humming cheerfully*

Mr. Compress: *sees the state of the League* Woah! It smells like vomit died in here! What happened?

Kurogiri: We got food poisoning, Compress. How do you not have food poisoning...?

Spinner: Because he didn't eat anything.

Shigaraki: He just kept taking pictures and talking about the "wow" factor.

Mr. Compress: Not true, I ate everything you all did.

Kurogiri: Think, Atsuhiro. Was there anything you didn't eat?

Mr. Compress: Oh, yes! Those stupid chicken fingers Hawks brought! They're not a proper dinner food at all!

Hawks: *shocked* The chicken...betrayed me?

Hawks: *looks to the League* Never again, guys. As God as my witness, they are dead to me.

Mr. Compress: Alright, well, I feel great, so I'm going to eat some sushi and then get you all some fluids. I bid you adieu!

L.O.V.: *all groan in misery*

Fanfiction is just the best isn’t it? You can go read a little drabble about your otp having a morning cuddle with a side of pancakes, and then go to a 100k full fucking space epic au that someone just wrote cause they wanted to. We have heartwretching fics, coffee shop au’s, westerns, modern fantasies, arranged marriages, medieval stories, I’m so grateful to fanfic writers for giving us stories (some better than published books) about our favorite characters to read on the daily for free.

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13) Xehanort is the reincarnation of the sole survivor of the 1st Keyblade War/The Player reincarnates into Xehanort!

14) XIGBAR IS LUXU!!!!

15) Ventus was the one to kill Strelitzia because he was taken over by sentient Darkness

16) Strelitzia is Lauriam's sister

17) Ansem's Guardian was in fact Terra's heart

18) Ephemer founded Scala ad Caelum

19) The Master of Masters basically set Xehanort on his path to being the villain

20) Xehanort gives the χ-blade to Sora

21) Brain becomes Luxu's first semblance/Luxu sends Brain into the future and Brain is Eraqus's Grandfather

Top ten reveal moments in kh (in no particular order)

1). Terra is Lingering Will

2). Vanitas looks like Sora

3). KH1 Kingdom Hearts is fake; Ansem is still alive; Xemnas and Ansem are the same person but not

4). The Dream Eaters are the souls of dead keyblade kids a millennia ago

5). Larxene, Marluxia, and Ven are all from The Age of Fairytales

6). The guy in DDD / BBS secret Boss Fight is Young Xehanort

7). Sora is fucking dead

8). Castle Oblivion is The Land of Departure

9). Ven is in fact not Roxas but Roxas has his face

10). Aqua and Terra met baby Sora and Riku; Riku was bequeathed by Terra

Bonus 11). Aqua was in the realm of darkness for 10 years and almost got out in KH1

Bonus 12). Axel and Isa knew Ven and were from Radiant Garden

Please feel free to drop more. It’s incredible how many fucking reveals and twists and surprises this one series has and they all feel world shattering.

digidestined, in unison: “today we will eat at arby”

In a way.....Luxu is telling the truth. He wants to do what's right by defeating darkness, so he follows the Master's plan. It's not really moral, but it is what he considers right. And even with that, Luxu occasionally does show instances of defying the Master's orders, such as with Brain, the True Dandelion (Strelitzia), and Skuld, giving them another chance to live.

This is the most hilarious Harry Potter AU I've ever seen! 🤣😂😆

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

I am downloading the game Hollow Knight and I'm wondering if I should know anything before it finishes this 100 year-long download. Any advice?

Love it, very inspirational and helpful!

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Holy Hell, you predicted the future....

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date