Latest Posts by puppyfurios - Page 3
Why does the little heart have to break I didn’t mean to unlike you I just clicked on accident don’t be sad little post
Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos
A friend who hasn’t talked to me for years despite my attempts to reach out just contacted me again and apologized, so of course I instantly forgave him and acted like I wasn’t hurt by it at all.
Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism
I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.
Oh gosh darn I’ve had so much fun I’m not allowed to have any for a few days
Humans haven’t ruined the world, think of it as accidental remodeling.
Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die
When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.
Guys in Hawaiian shirts either have life figured out or are going through their midlife crisis
tbh I’m mad elated rn
“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles
(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)
Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?
Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay
Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.
I have a really good mental filter. It’s so good that a lot of times nothing comes through it, and when I force myself to speak, the wrong things come out
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whoops
hello my name is indigo crayola. you pencilled my father. prepare to dye
In 50 years I picture myself being a little isolated hermit on a little house on a big hill tinkering with my creations and giving stew to any passing travelers
The saying “butt naked” is so odd. Imagine a common phrase for being dressed like “pants clothed”
I hate Agamemnon but why did clydo have to kill Cassandra too
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
I’m fine with Christian’s as long as they’re not Christian around me
When my grandmother died, I inherited a bunch of old lead crap. When I realized I didn’t need it, I decided to give it all to the kids on my street. Pay it forward
The saddest thing in the world is actively watching a close friend and yourself slowly grow apart while knowing there is absolutely nothing you can do about it