hi i'm scotch tape or cas for short // i post stuff sometimes and reblog occasionally // genderfluid bastard // any/all // pfp is Philip Pearson from Travelers (2016)
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I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me
One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.
The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.
Do not make enemies with clowns.
[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!
being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it
Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME
chance (tabby) & kassie (tortie) my parents cats !!!
I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹
@spextronaut
eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track
someone needs to properly teach me how to play terraria
because i tried once with a friend and i felt So Lost
shoutout to the tumblr users who play terraria. we're a quiet bunch of folks, but we're here, reading and writing posts everyday. we are everyday people. and we blog
you all don't understand how vindicating the results thus far are for me
Do you pick your nose
Yes
No
Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.
Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.
dandys world isnt true to real life because in real life a clown and a mime can NEVER be friends
I need to be put in a chamber
Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first
"they're siblings"
"he's old"
"he's smart"
"old man in the house"
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳
i love scheduling reblogs because then i get to check my own blog and have a giggle at a post AGAIN because i forgot i reblogged it thr first time
evander "eva" atwood (any/all) ! my pokemon oc <3 fairy gym leader