Did I Understand Correctly That The Whole 19 Days Fandom Quietly Agrees That Future-mo Guan Shan Usually

mo guan shan: *crying*

he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-

mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.

he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-

operator: 911 what's your emergency?

jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.

operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?

jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?

operator: *types on keyboard*

operator: is that jian yi of *address*

jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?

operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.

jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.

operator: see you soon, jian yi.

jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.

operator: it was great talking to you too.

drunk he tian: *crying*

mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?

he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.

mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?

he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.

mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.

he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?

mo guan shan: fuck yeah.

he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*

he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.

We are slowly falling apart 🎃🖤

Hey guys, I try a lot new stuff 🖤🎃🍁 what do you think?

jian yi in elementary school:

he tian: i don't want a lot for christmas

he tian: there's just one thing i need

mo guan shan:

he tian: normal family, no addiction to cigarettes and MORE LOVE FROM MY LITTLE MOMO

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.

40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.

accompany you. pt2.