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Quick question for all you British folks out there,

When was the last time you revolted against the patriarchy?

Now’s a great time, don’t ya think?

The list of people that I hate without meeting is short, but people that make Instagram accounts for their pets then post AS their pets, are like 90% of that list.

Imagine

you have a complete day to yourself.

It would be spent in a giant elegant library on a bench or couch in a secluded area where no one ventures.

Quiet classical music, ambient noice from the calm chaos of the atmosphere. A fire place near by so you can hear the crackling.

Maybe you spend it with one person who will not complain when you ignore their sentient presence and wrap myself around them in a way that you can run my fingers through their hair while you read a stack of books that completely keep my attention from start to finish.

There would be tea. Hot, steamy and perfectly made, chai milk tea, jasmine or green tea with mint. Or rose tea because it smells like hugs. Or maybe coffee or a mug of hot chocolate with a stick of peppermint poking out.

Of course the person with you, whose only purpose is to be quiet and cuddle you, would be the one getting you the mug because you couldn’t be bothered with getting up while you’re reading

I have decided that if I have a child, it’s name, regardless of gender, will be Perry. It’s perfectly gender neutral and meaningful to me as it is the name of one of my role models in life. They are protective, smart and overall caring to the people that love them.

Just so you know, I just started rewatching Star Wars Clone Wars the series, so for the time being, this blog is a Star Wars blog :)

That being said

Reasons why Obi Wan Kenobi is superior

He’s one of like 4 characters that has a British accent, and Bc British accents are the best accents, he is amazing

His one liners are awesome and rivaled only by those of Ashoka in their supremacy

His beard is amazing

Dudes his fighting stance (though completely impractical) has flair

He go whoooossshhhh whoooosssshhh with his light stick

CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.

Daily reminder that this blog not only supports but cherishes and loves trans people.

I hope i see all my mutuals (&anyone who comes across this post) reblog this.

I just saw a light academia/ cottagecore text post that was like “I wish I could grow little flowers in my hair” and at first I was like *yeah, that would be dope* but ya know what NO it wouldn’t be, it would be awful. I can barely brush my hair on a GOOD day and now I wanna detangle and manage fLoWeRs ni sir it would not work for me. Not only that but buggggssss in your hairrrrr allll the timeee, you sit outside and a bee just lands IN YOUR HAIR I couldn’t do it. It’s a romantic, lovely, dreamy idea that I just thought way too hard about but wow no thank you

Oh no, not me just eating a pack of hot chocolate mix again,,,

Tbt the time I told myself I wasn’t gonna simp for men more than twice my age and then immediately fell in love with Bucky Barnes