I Have Decided That If I Have A Child, It’s Name, Regardless Of Gender, Will Be Perry. It’s Perfectly

Quick question for all you British folks out there,

When was the last time you revolted against the patriarchy?

Now’s a great time, don’t ya think?

Whaddup Im Jared Im 19 and i never fucking learned to get seretonin in a healthy way

So do you ever zone out so hard you question everything but know you need to be paying attention so you’re like “hey bro, now is not the time to be questioning the sanctity of humanity” or like “dude, can we not focus on how we wouldn’t be here if not for some random walking fish?”

Love can only be found in two places: in a second hand bookstore on a rainy Sunday afternoon in fall or in the middle of summer in a cute Starbucks barista 5 minutes before they close for the night.

So I made a South Asian dark academia mood board...

:)

Starting a new thing (if it isn’t already)

Distracted academia aesthetic

Get good grades but can’t read a chapter of a book without mindlessly scrolling through dark academic lit posts or pictures of other books in between pages

Likes the IDEA of studying, cannot for the life of them make it through a chapter of that textbook without thinking about moving to England after getting into Cambridge or Oxford

Makes it through the classics in the pursuit of knowledge but took multiple years because of the allure of the ya fiction fantasy section at Barnes and noble

Writes handwritten letters for loved ones with little pressed flowers in them, but has the absolute messiest handwriting

Style fluctuates from dark academia style to only sweats for a week to whatever was on the floor when they woke up that day

Has read the classics a couple times and follows the text post fandom accounts, but couldn’t hold an in-person conversation about them because reasons

Loves to read but literally hasn’t picked up or finished a book in ages just because of the sheer number of things they are currently procrastinating at the moment

Either has 30 million things in there mind or has about -2, there is no in between

Is trying their best and deserves a hug :)

Distracted academia

I have the overwhelming urge to get a dog and name it Fergus.

Ok bro but like

1- if I’m shorter

2- if im taller

3- if we same height

4- when only I want a hug

5- if it’s a cuddle hug

6- when it’s that one friend/cousin

Ya know, before I had tumblr I had so many tumblr-worthy thoughts. Now, all I do is read shitty fandom themed headcanons and complain.

Nothing is more in character than the fact that I’m currently drinking mountain dew out of a wine glass