6. One Of Those Blow-up Dino Costumes

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

This is now a masterlist.

It's my cousin Throckmorton's cat. His name is Jeffriney.

I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

or, Alternatively,

So, you're finally awake, noona hoksi namjachingu isseoyo

so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

sitting outside on a tree swing getting eaten by mosquitos with bad internet and an ac unit in the neighbors yard

and also the sounds of something flimsy hitting wood and my brother weed whacking

I love lazy Mondays

Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.

Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.

Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.

Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

my other little funny things

I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.

AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Shroomieeeeeeeeee

Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme

Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr

I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.

smiles, shroomie