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It was you who confessed first

Please force him to take breaks, he’s literally always working

And early on, that caused some problems between the two of you

But Barbatos is a decent communicator

So all problems are usually resolved without a fight

His love languages are acts of service and gift giving

He’s super touch starved though so please hug him

Not super talkative so ya’ll just hang out in silence doing your own things

Baking together <3

NSFW

Sir Kink.

He also likes his pleasure with a side of pain <33

So whip him, chain him, it don’t matter

Gives oral like an absolute beast, he won’t stop till you're begging

Edging yourself on his shoes when he’s being mean :(

He’s absolutely feral for lingerie

Let him tie you up and use you as he pleases <3

Pet names like darling, and my love are his go to’s

Hey Ya'll, Requests are back open and I'm gonna explain the masterlist situation.

I broke up the giant masterlist into a few smaller ones and they all have links to eachother so it should be easy to navigate as long as you use those links.

MHA MASTERLIST PT.2

AOT, JJK, HQ MASTERLIST

OBEY ME MASTERLIST

~Bakugou Katsuki~

Manga

Ride

Birthday Headcannons 2022

Boom Boom Birthday

Bakugou Birthday Playlist

Bakugou With A Sick S/O

Bakugou Late Night Playlist

Late Night Bakugou Headcannons

Bakugou Relationship Headcannons

Bakugou Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

Next Time

Rain

~Aizawa Shouta~

Goodbye

NSFW Alphabet

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo BF

Sacrifical Student

Aizawa Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Day Off

Recital

Nightmare

Near Death

Insanity

~Izuku Midoriya~

Midoriya Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Fluffy Headcannons

Deku x Hospital Bed

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

~Shoto Todoroki~

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

Angsty Drabble Pt.1

Angsty Drabble Pt.2

Fatigue (A Shoto Todoroki Drabble)

~Touya Todoroki (Dabi)~

Random Dabi Headcannons

Dabi NSFW Thought

You were right (Joining The LOV)

Sketchbook

Dabi Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Vanish

Heartbreak Tattoos

~Kirishima Eijiro~

Hoodie

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Random Relationship Headcannons

Kirishima Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Denki Kaminari~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Denki Simps & Kinnies Playlist

New Years 2021 (Going into 2022) Headcannons

Denki New Years Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Energizer Bunny

Lockscreen

Betrayal

~Dekusquad~

Dekusquad New Years Playlist

Dekusquad New Years Headcannons

~Keigo Takami (Hawks)~

Fracture

Fluffy Hawks Playlist

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo BF

Memories

~Tenya Iida~

Fluffy Headcannons

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Iida Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Studying With Iida

General NSFW Headcannons

Tie

~Tsuyu Asui~

Butterfly Fields

~Hitoshi Shinsou~

Kidnapped

General Relationship Headcannons

Shinsou Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Hanta Sero~

Late Night Smoking

Don't Know

Spicy Sero Playlist

General Spicy Sero Headcannons

First Kiss Headcannons

Vibing With Sero Playlist

~Mina Ashido~

Don't Know

Clubbing With Mina

Mina Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Soft Relationship Headcannons

Soft Mina Playlist

Momo + Mina x Reader Headcannons

~Tamaki Amajiki~

Relationship Headcannons

Tamaki Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Tamaki Simps & Kinnies Playlist (2)

~Pony Tsunotori~

Platonic 4th Of July Headcannons

Pony Tsunotori's 4th Of July Playlist

~Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu~

Fluffy Headcannons

Tetsutetsu Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Bakusquad~

Bakusquad New Years Playlist

Bakusquad New Years Headcannons

Late Night Outing With The Bakusquad

Bakusquads Late Night Outing Playlist

Bakusquad As Different Games

~Nemuri Kayama (Midnight)~

Staring

Rainy Day Headcannons

Fluffy Headcannons

Saviour

Pro Hero S/O Killing A Villain

Nemuri Kayama With Injured S/O

Sacrifical Student

Nermuri Kayama Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko)~

Staring

S/O With Fear Of Thunder Comfort Headcannons

Pro Hero S/O Killing A Villain

Phantom Pain

~Momo Yayurozu~

Staring

Momo + Mina x Reader Headcannons

~Monoma Neito~

General Relationship Headcannons

NSFW Headcannons

Neito Monoma NSFW Playlist

~Himiko Toga~

Shattered

You were right (Joining The LOV)

~Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic)~

General Relationship Headcannons

~Ochako Uraraka~

General Relationship Headcannons

~Misc.~

Mha As Different Types Of Drunks

Which MHA Girls Would Call Their Bf 'Babygirl'

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo Bf

You were right (Joining The LOV)

Meme

MHA MASTERLIST

AOT,JJK,HQ MASTERLIST

~Lucifer~

General Relationship Headcannons

Lucifer Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Promise

Bound Lucifer Drabble

~Mammon~

General Relationship Headcannons

Mammon Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Cowboy Mammon Drabble

Forget Me

Beg

~Leviathan~

General Relationship Headcannons

Leviathan Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Distracting Leviathan

~Satan~

General Relationship Headcannons

Satan Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Asmodeus~

Asmodeus Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

General Relationship Headcannons

Asmo As Your Father

Asmodeus Smut Drabble

Soft

~Belphegor~

Belphegor Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

General Relationship Headcannons

Cowboy Belphegor Drabble

Twin Sandwhich

~Beelzebub~

Beelzebub Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

General Relationship Headcannons

Cowboy Beel Drabble

Appetite

Twin Sandwhich

~Solomon~

General Relationship Headcannons

Solomon Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Simeon~

Simeon Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

General Relationship Headcannons

Blanket Thief

Simeon In Ribbons

Cowboy Simeon Drabble

~Barbatos~

General Relationship Headcannons

Barbatos Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

If I was a rat

Flogging

~Diavolo~

General Relationship Headcannons

Diavolo Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~MISC.~

Forever

After breaking up

Thinking about…..

Grindin on Gojo n’ Geto in a dark and shady club. The bass causing vibrations across the floor, alcohol flowing through your veins as you're sandwiched between their large bodies, heat radiating off of them as they kiss over your shoulder.Them being sure to leave kisses along both sides of your jaw and neck while you grasp at them for more than just a few dark kisses.

This might be a bit weird to ask but could i have Asmodeus as a father? I dunno I just wanna be his daughter

Asmo is a pretty mediocre parent, he loves you but sometimes he forgets you exist.

When he remembers, he’s an A+ dad, and an even better ‘girl dad’

Makeovers, shopping, gossip. He lives for it all.

If you aren’t into those things he’ll try to find ways to bond over what you like 

When he forgets, it’s like you don't even have a parent to be honest

Gone clubbing for a few days straight,while you usually hang out with his brothers 

He’s careful not to be gone too long though, and extra careful not to bring his flings around you

When you’re older is when he really shines as a parent, always wanting to hang out, a shoulder to cry on, he gives it 110%

So all around, I’d say he’s a B+ parents maybe even A- if it’s an older child he just doesn't know what to do with babies and small children.

As a confession he wrote you a poem and taped it to your bedroom door

Literally anything flusters him 

The perfect person to tease honestly

He would either go out with someone shy or an absolute tease.

He lowkey has a fanclub at RAD

He has a lowkey obsession with 90’s and early 2000’s anime

Don’t tell Levi that though, you’d never see your bf again

Dirty jokes seem like they fly over his head but they don’t

He understands all of them, and is internally dying because of it.

NSFW

He’s a bottom.

BITE HIM <33

Touch his wings right at the base n he’ll bust

Call him ‘Pretty boy’ or anything of the sort and suddenly simeon.exe stops working

He cums so fast the first time it’s unnatural

His stamina is outstanding though

Favorite positions are literally anything with you on top

He has walked about RAD wearing a cock cage as a dare between the two of you

He gets off on humiliation and has a degradation kink <333

This little shit loves to flirt with ya just to get you flustered even before y'all start dating

Lowkey Rivals to Lovers <3

He tried to cook for you as a confession

But it came out more like a death threat the way that food looked explosive

Mans been around so long he’s basically google

He’s kinda salty about how quickly you got pacts with the seven brothers

About as salty as his food actually

Sometimes he feels really bad about not remembering as far into his past as he wants to

He has a bit of a God complex as his internal monologue

NSFW

He has a knife kink <33

Would fuck you over a cauldron for shits n giggles

Makes a lot of aphrodisiacs as a side hobby

Has fantasies of domestic kitchen sex

Loves to leave hickeys anywhere and everywhere

Used to be fwb with Asmo (Lucky bastard-)

Food Play and Roleplay Kinks

Avid Erotica Reader.

Father i crave spicy iida headcanons thx

Aftercare with him consist of a warm bath and bottle of water

Size kink <3

He has major office sex fantasies 

Also might have a breeding kink

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Mainly keeps sex to the bedroom

He’s a top <33

Will sometimes fuck to music

Not a one night stand kind of dude

Quickies aren’t his favorites either but ya gotta do what's necessary sometimes

SCRATCH HIM UPPPP, mark him up please.

He’ll act like he hates it but we all know he doesn’t.

There once was a man who left behind the village life and moved to a more desolate far off beach, only his closest friends visiting from time to time delivering gifts and news of great adventures that he himself used to be a part of.

Alas the man grew lonely often he regretted leaving the village but not once did he consider leaving the beach on which he took up residence, the ocean acting as a call towards what he knew to be an untimely death as the waters were often rough and dark.

It was one fine afternoon though that it became a different type of call, walking out onto his porch, he looked out over the foggy waters baffled as not once has he witnessed a fog as this as this.

'Maybe it's the weather, ' the dark haired man shrugged, turning to go back inside until he heard what sounded like a voice. The most beautiful voice that had ever reached his ears, "Young man, please come out with me, Juvia is so lonely all alone on this mossy rock" the voice sang referring to itself in third person as he turned around and gazed at the fog

He had heard of the sirens that plagued these waters, believing them to be old folktales and nothing more. But out on the water he could see the silhouette of what must've been a beautiful woman, and as the fog cleared up he saw her.

Skin paler than any piece of paper he had ever written on, Hair as blue as the water surrounding the rock she was perched upon, and her eyes oh those were his favorite ,dark blue deep and rich he felt he himself would drown if her eyes had been water. But he knew, he knew from the moment his eyes found that slimy scaled tail of hers.

She was a siren. There was no doubt in his mind but there was something....alluring about her, it made him want to get closer.

"Now I know your type lady, you lure me into the water, and kill me blah blah blah the end, but could we maybe....become friends instead cause I kinda like living" he said rubbing the nape of his neck awkwardly as she tilted her head

"Juvia's type? What do you mean?" the maiden asked "well, you're a Siren, lie an evil mermaid" at the word mermaid, her face dropped "hey what's wrong?" Grey asked not wanting to upset her and possibly lose his life.

"Mermaids are merely hussies while sirens like Juvia are poised and elegant" Juvia reasoned huffing, The man chuckled "yeah yeah whatever you say" he winked at the girl, who in turn radiated a pinkish hue.

"So what's your name?" He asked not wanting to be rude as she giggled slightly "I am Juvia Lockser"

"Well nice to meet you Juvia, I'm Grey Fullbuster, I live just on the beach" he pointed towards his house as she nodded "I know, I've watched you for many days, it was truly fascinating" now it was his turn to blush

'Watching me? That's kind of creepy' he sweat dropped.

"Well it was nice meeting you, I gotta go now" the man said as she frowned "But why must you leave Juvia?" she asked sadly "I'll be back tomorrow" he comforted as she nodded waving at him "Okay! I'll be waiting"

~Time Skip: 6 months later~

Juvia and Grey became very close, each of them not minding the species difference between the two, everyday Grey would go down to the beach and they would talk and talk for hours.

Though down in the waters Juvia was scolded constantly by her fellow sirens for becoming so close with a human man like him saying "human men are no good Juvia, you must kill him" but each time she ignored them and continued to see him.

Until Grey met a woman, a human woman that would often walk along the beach with him. Holding hands and talking as Juvia had done with him- minus the hand holding, she became jealous as he would visit her less and less and spend less time each time he did so.

He became so enamored with the woman that for a whole week he didn't visit all Juvia could see as she sat on her rock was the man she came to love, making love with the woman from the large uncovered windows of his house.

"For Juvia spared your life and in return you shattered Juvia's heart to pieces" She spoke to herself once again witnessing the two caress each other sweetly, something inside of her shattered and it wasn't her heart.

The next night, Juvia knew Grey would not be home, going away to manage the docks, he left the woman to herself inside his house, 'I will dispose of her and that evil spawn of hers' Juvia thought thinking of how Grey had come to her rock and announced the 'amazing' news.

The woman was now with child. A child she wished to be her's but alas was not. He smiled widely while telling her all about it as she sat there listening, rage boiling inside her as she smiled along with him.

"It's amazing, Juvia, just amazing! I'm going to father a child of my very own!" he cheered as she sat there.

That was three weeks ago.

Now as she watched the woman walk around the house planning out the location of a nursery Juvia presumed.

'Now is the time for Juvia to get rid of this disgusting wench' she thought as she concentrated on her morphing legs, her fish-like lower body splitting in two, making legs.

Walking slowly as she rarely ever used legs she began to gain speed, walking steadily she made her way across the beach and towards the house of her beloved, her face remaining calm and cold as she knocked on the door.

"Yess?" asked the woman

This woman was of average height, there was nothing special about her other than...

Her eyes

They were just like Juvia's only difference being the green tint on top of the blue

'She must be a siren like Juvia, she smells of seaweed' Juvia thought glaring at the woman

"Juvia is one of Grey-samas' friends, and Juvia has come to drop off something for the child" Juvia said smiling as the woman let her in nodding.

"That's wonderful, what did you say your name was again?" the woman not looking at Juvia as she prepared a pot of tea for the two of them

'Juvia would have dressed this house much better than any mere human' she thought gazing at the photos that lined the walls, all of Grey and this human woman.

"Juvia is Juvia" she said pointing at herself "Juvia huh? That's a nice name, well I'm Cozbi Anwir, Grey's fiance" she reached out to shake hands with Juvia and Juvia seemed to receive the gesture well, until cold skin met colder skin.

That confirmed it. This 'human' woman was in fact a siren in disguise. Gripping Cozbi's hand tightly refusing to let go "Juvia knows what you are you fiend" Juvia hissed enraged that someone of her own species would deceive someone the way Cozbi has deceived her beloved Grey.

Cozbi laughed "I don't know what you're talking about Juvia" she tried to pull her hand away, to no avail as Juvia was significantly stronger than her.

"You....you deceived Juvia's beloved" a shadow cast over her eyes as she reached towards Cozbi's chest, her hand quickly penetrating the flesh as she tore the woman and unborn child limb-from-limb, not caring to preserve their lives.

Right as Juvia had finished her massacre the front door opened.

"Cozbi, honey I'm home, called out Grey who grew worried as his love had not answered as she usually does.

"What's going o-'' and that's when he saw it. His best friend, who he didn't even no could be out of water, standing over the dismembered remains of his fiance, a headless fetus, resembling a baby laying not far.

"J-juvia w-what did you do?!" he asked as she dropped the final piece of the corpse and shrugged.

"Juvia simply got rid of the problem"

HOMECOMING SUCKED BUT ALSO IT DIDNT

Thats good I think?I hope you had a good time nonetheless💅

hey bbg

Heyyyy whatsup👁👁

I got into anime through fairy tail and I have some content posted elsewhere that I could edit n post here stuff like gore, more horror type stuff, as well as a few basic ships as well as 1-2 stranger ships I've written for and just thought it would be nice to post it here

It was supposed to be quick, easy, and painless. Tired of living with the ghost of your once loving marriage, your soon to be ex-husband had been served all the documentation needed to sever your ties to the man you once thought you'd spend forever with. But it seems, forever wasn't in the cards for you. It never was.Now you stood staring down the duel haired man as he begged you to take him back tears brimming his eyes with emotion you haven't seen from him in months. He was begging, pleading, sobbing for another chance. You thought you couldn't leave him for such a long time, he was all you had but you weren't his everything the same way he was yours. "Go home Shoto" you whispered pained "you are my home" he pleaded as you shook your head. No, you hadn't been his home nor he yours for what felt like decades but was only months. Two months,four days,twelve hours,nineteen minutes and thirty seconds. That's how long it's been since your divorce was finalized and everyday you found your ex husband sobbing on your doorstep begging for you back "leave Todoroki, I won't drown for you again. Not ever." Drowing. That's what you were constantly doing while trying to save your sinking marriage, but never again would you allow it to happen.

Never again.

Once again, it’s you who confesses cause as much as he’d like too he’s just a bit dense

He takes almost everything literally so you can’t beat around the bush with him

He knows alot about different muscle groups and bodybuilding

He likes when you accompany him to the gym but doesn’t like the way the other demons there look at you

Him sharing food is a privilege not many experience

Lucky for you that's one of his favorite things to do with you

It’s also your job to keep him from eating the entire devildom (Good Luck)

They don’t happen often but naps with him are superior because he tends to run a little warm

His love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation

NSFW

Size kink🤤

He loves when you sit on his face, he would happily die in that position

Threesomes with Belphie <3

Food play is a big kink of his

He’s always scared of hurting you because of how big he is☹️

Please beg him to manhandle you, he wants too but doesn’t know how to say it

Mark him UP, he’s always a little smug when he catches your marks in the mirror during a workout

He is always up to experiment with new things

Because of the size difference, ya’ll basically buy stock in lube at this point

This was the second week in a row. Dinner’s gone cold again and your husband was nowhere to be found. Again. At first he’d call, text, something to let you know he was alright and that he’d probably be late. But now, it was like you were living with a stranger. The photos on the wall seem duller as time goes by. Your once happy and thriving marriage is damaged by the distance between you and your beloved Shoto. The late hours caused you both irritation as you sat up waiting for him most nights so you stopped. Being well rested allowed you to remain smiling as your split haired husband spat venom at you for one thing or another that was bothering him. His lunch got cold at work? You should’ve packed it hotter. Trip over one of his giant work boots? You should’ve put them away. At this point you think you should’ve left before it got to this point, your wrist burning as he grips it not letting you remove yourself from the conflict. His face was cold as he scolded you for dropping a plate after he’d snuck back into the house. It always felt like walking on eggshells around your once soft and caring husband who no longer seemed to linger. It’s not until he comes home to a near empty house and divorce papers on the table does he realize everything he should’ve done differently. 

But it was too late and you were gone.

It ends up being you who confessed

The two of you have a shared playlist

He falls asleep to it and always has better dreams when he does

Sleepovers on the regular

Has a septum that he mainly keeps hidden

Shopping with him n Asmo is certainly interesting

Let him info dump about astrology and space please <3

He doesn’t like small, confined spaces

He is a tsundere, not exactly the same way mammon is but it’s definitely there.

NSFW

Cockwarming <3

His favorite positions are cowgirl and mating press

He has a spicy playlist that he carefully curated himself

He WILL edge you till you’re begging for release

Definitely down to experiment  

Collar kink (Put a collar on him please)

He’s a such a brat most of the time but can also be a very mean dom

He will also fuck you against things that mess with Lucifer

Being spit-roasted between him n’ Beel <3

Much more intune with himself when it comes to romance and such

He is a major consumer of mc x reader fanfiction (Especially the smut)

He’s the type to read it though and be like ‘they wouldn’t say that’

Now, despite being the Avatar of Lust, he absolutely adores non-sexual quality time

His love languages are words of affirmation and gift giving/receiving

This man will belt out breakup songs with a passion while you’re standing there like ‘When did we break up?🧍’

When you go back to the human realm for things like appointments, he acts like you’ve died till you get back

It doesn't matter what month it is, he is blasting Mariah Carey in his room while getting ready.

Please let him take you out, he loves showing you off .

NFSW

Favorite positions are missionary and the kneeling amazon

He collects every sexual device known and unknown to man

He whimpers and lets out super girly moans🧎‍♀️

PEG HIM. Please someone dick him down especially if he's being a brat.

He will be a brat, maybe not all the time but it will happen

Cockwarming <3

He's willing to try anything at least once

Sends you spicy pictures daily just for fun

Oral isn't his favorite when receiving but he loves giving so please sit on his face

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

Dude is so shy he’d probably confess accidentally

Through memes no less

Levi gets so pouty if you leave him on delivered or read without responding

He reads and writes Ruri-chan fanfic and he’d probably write mc x reader fic

Needs reassurance that he’s not a total failure throughout the day

Someone help this dude clean his room please

Never forgets to feed Henry 2.0 but somehow goes hours before remembering to feed himself

He will info-dump about his interests for hours if you let him (please let him)

Will 100% want to do a couples cosplay

NSFW

A bottom. That’s it. No explanation.

He’s an underwear thief so lock up your laundry

Ya’ll will fuck against the wall connecting his room to Mammon's just for shits n giggles

He collects double sided monster dildos to share with you

Very wary about experimenting so ease him into it

Sexting and phone sex are more common than quickies for y'all

Tie him up n fuck him in his demon form

He has a praise kink (Call him a good boy n’ he’ll melt)

Make him beg and don’t let him cum till he does<3

He had been gone for almost three months. Doing who knows what, leaving you with nothing but a slowly dying promise that he’d return and it was slowly becoming clear that he’s likely never coming back. He’d left you. It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence in your life, that you’d find something that made you happy and eventually it would end or that person would leave.

Usually it was easy picking up the pieces, but this was entirely different; he hadn’t left any pieces shattered on the ground for you to pick up like you were so used to. No, instead he simply vanished and took every piece of you with him. It left you feeling numb, spending every night crying in the bed the two of you once shared, his presence leaving a lasting imprint in your home and inevitably in your soul and a bottle of whiskey clutched to your side. It didn’t make sense to you, things seemed so well and it left you wondering if something had happened to scare him away.

Your scarred partner was many things and it wasn’t that hard to imagine him up and leaving without a thought but he had promised and amongst the many things he was, a liar wasn't one of them. So why wasn’t he back? It was a question you’d often ask yourself late at night. 

He never did come back but staring down at his body at least you finally knew why.