Latest Posts by static-impulse - Page 3

My guilt will not purify me.

(Batgirl 2000 permanently altered my brain chemistry)

Batwatching -

seeing red

Protector dads and their powerful pink daughters

batman and his merry band of robins

I can’t believe it took me this long to draw her!

We can make BruHarvey / TwoBats real and they couldn't do anything about it. I'm making the "Tonight, Harvey Dent fucks men" real

IGN

In 10 Years, Superman Will Be in the Public Domain. That May Not Mean What You Think It Does - IGN

DC Comics characters like Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman will start falling into the public domain in the next decade or so, but what wi

So if I understand this correctly, if I manage to make it to 2038, I would be allowed to write and sell a legal Two-Face book, but it could only incorporate strict elements from his very first appearance plus just Batman stuff from before then? Because if so, that’d be perfect. Aside from his original name being Harvey Kent, almost everything I love about the character was baked right into his first appearance, including potential that subsequent writers neglected to embrace.

 I wanna make a toast to Batman, the greatest father four degenerate bastards ever had...

Listening to poison is fine but I'm more concerned about how they found it since Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is supposed to be for an 18+ audience.

Listen I know this sounds weird and probably outdated but I'm worried at how many kids know HH and HB. Like I saw a literal NINE YEAR OLD blaring Poison.

I don't care if this is me being an anti. It's just worrying how so many children are watching a show being made for adults.

he used his last coin for this payphone.

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technically a wip, but igiveup. will reupload/reblog if/when i finish him. or delete this later entirely- who knows!

SINGLE TONE ASS SUIT 🛑🛑🛑🛑

Normal ass hand 🛑🛑

Single tone shirt 🛑🛑

PUSSY ASS TIE 🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑

Okay split ⭐️

Purple ⭐️

Your hair just do that or… 🤔

Do you need eye drops? 🤔🤔🤔

I believe you were Harvey “Apollo” Dent, youngest District Attorney in Gotham history ⭐️

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii penggggggggyyyyyyyyyy ⭐️🐧⭐️

STAR TOTAL ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ HMMM TOTAL 🤔🤔🤔🤔 FAIL TOTAL🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑

BONUS TOTAL 🐧

Going with how bad Batman is in the comics apparently, I'm gonna use this fic as the new canon(ish) Batfam in my head.

Fics where they criticize the comic Batfam is so good.

I CANNOT😭😭

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

Batman '89 - cover illustrated by Joe Quinones

Unwilling revolutionary 💢

It actually kinda says a lot to me that none of the helluva/hazbin stuff on YouTube is age restricted and that the so called warning at the beginning only says "for mature audiences" instead of outright saying it's not for kids.

It will always ultimately be a parents responsibility but like. If you genuinely do not want children engaging in your content, you need to actually directly discourage it and put an actual "NOT FOR KIDS" label on it. Because I can tell you a lot of 13 year olds sure feel like they're a "mature audience"

100% agree with this anon.

https://www.tumblr.com/static-impulse/754776841631432705/listen-i-know-this-sounds-weird-and-probably

This is a parental fail. Not a vivziepop one.

I agree with this but at the same time, the amount of children easily finding her content is pretty worrying. More kids should have a parental lock on their content these days but at the same time, if you know the show is NOT made for kids, why not age restrict some content? I know Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss already have warnings, but those are pretty easy to skip over. I mean personally for me, instead of saying "this is intended to mature audiences" maybe it could be "NOT MADE FOR CHILDREN" or "NOT MADE FOR CHILDREN AND TEENS" yk? To get the point across. I know this won't fix it but at least it's there. But honestly more kids should have a parental lock these days because at this point, it's just common sense to have one for your kid.

we go way back

Listen I know this sounds weird and probably outdated but I'm worried at how many kids know HH and HB. Like I saw a literal NINE YEAR OLD blaring Poison.

I don't care if this is me being an anti. It's just worrying how so many children are watching a show being made for adults.

side profiles.. save me. save me side profiles....

what if twoface walked onto the stage for the presidential debate and debated with themselves for two hours and twenty two minutes and then left

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

figuring out how i wna draw damian :]

You guys ever see a cool Dick Grayson Talon AU with Batman 2022 and 💥BOOM💥

It's a Br*D*ck AU

I thought we'd have Batman adopting a child after saving him from a shady assassin organization. Wtf is this.

If they butcher Harvey Dent & Two-Face, I'm starting a riot

if one more person comments on my "we need to keep payphones/public phones" post with "what we need are free phone charging stations and wifi hotspots, like in new york!" i am going to lose my mind. what do you people not understand about "not everyone has a smartphone" and "phones can break". how are these new concepts.

Hello supporting friends ! My family and I have been suffering and struggling over staying safe and alive for almost 260 days due to the gruesome and catastrophic war over Gaza. Our house and our livelihood source have vanished with the black days of the war and we became displaced, hopeless , homeless and desperate because we can't provide the simplest daily needs . It's a tragedy and hardship. We have been living in a small dirty tent all these sad days, facing famine, terror of bombings , shortage of medical care and with no sanitation facilities . It's incredible hell on earth, and this is why I am asking you to be beside us against these sad days. Support us with the means you have either by donating whatever you can or sharing my link to other donors. Be helpful and supporter to people in need.

I don't have any way to donate money sadly but I'll boost the message to those who can.

My name is Basel Ayyad, 28yrs , a Palestinian from Gaza. My eight-member family has been forcibly displaced since the early days of the war on Gaza, leaving behind all our stuff and belongings. We used to live in the north of Gaza , but the war forced us to leave our home and to live in the south of Gaza , Rafah.

Our tragedy started with the news of losing our house and my father's business. Everything we used to have has gone with the wind. The war destroyed every corner of our house turning it into rubbles and ashes, and our beautiful memories have been swept and deleted.

As well, my father's big stores were bombed and burned, and nothing has been left, so our only livelihood business was lost. This has dramatically changed our life upside down ,and turned us from having everything into having nothing.

We have become desperate displaced people , living in a very small outdoor tent, with no nearly water, food, sanitation facilities and no health care. Life has become dire and sad as the needs to be alive have vanished. It is a struggle for surviving.

In addition to these tragedies, My daughter has been suffering a rare disease in her growth and her sight for years , and with the lack of medical supplies, her health conditions are getting worse.

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