“Your Homework Is To Pee In A Jar For A Week...”

People have been saying stupid stuff since language was invented and I don’t say anything so all I can do is listen, and I’ve been doing that my entire life, but the second I decide to post some of it, nobody say anything even remotely funny??

“You’re in trouble!”

-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office

“Stop breaking this pencil! Do you know how expensive this was?!”

-Somebody with a cheap pencil they probably found on the floor

“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”

“She’s come out the closet!”

-My grandma... when I told her I was vegetarian

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”

-Me, being right

"Lungs are probably everywhere"

"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"

"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."