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“You’d have what? Disgusted me to death?” “Maybe, but it’s been a long time since I’ve met someone who didn’t know or try to arrest me.” “Why’s everyone calling me little? I’m probably taller than you.”
"It's not Sour Patch Kids it's Tart Valley Children." - My sister
"Are you alright?" "Yeah, I got a playlist for this anyways." - My friends
Out Of Context Science Teacher Quotes
"Yeah, I like it. Burn the monkeys!"
"How yellow is yellow"
"Under the ground there is ground water"
"So I'm gonna take your DNA now"
![Limited Life - Out of Context bc of course [FINALE SPOILERS]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bb96ae7d0dc2491013ee2a3fa57aa131/56d5c6e9ed58f5b9-86/s540x810/ba9717fca6f91b867a2ddf43826354b576a04e32.jpg)
I really love this out of context LiL video! Stalary did such a great job!
Things @sketchbook-gal-xe has said in the last few hours.
I just want to fall through the earth' I just want to be a walking face'
I am the one who wins.
I wanna weedcat.
cat stop eating the curtains.
it asked for my e-mail and password, and I started crying.
I'm surprised the tag FUCK Fortnite isn't this popular thing.
Family Discussions-
Me (shows up to my best friends house) : oh no ones here
(proceeds to eat all of their bananas and cleans their kitchen)
An hour later
Best friend: hey I’m back! You didn’t have to clean!
Me: I know I don’t have to do anything! I do what I want!!!
Best friend (walks to the dinning room)
...
Best friend: Did you eat all the bananas ?!?!?
Me: I told you I do what I want!!!!
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬' 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤.
i have no house and i must moat
When you're husband tries to explain why he hasn't been paying his taxes for 3 years because legally he died 3 years ago
Someone who hasn't seen Ninjago caption this
"I love you guys, but you cannot get that in baking"