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4 years ago

Felix, sitting down with Changbin:

You like Chan, right? Well I have something to tell you.

Changbin: Yeah, he’s a good friend!

Felix: So you don’t want Chan to die, and I don’t want Chan to die. So, let’s work together so that Chan doesn’t want Chan to die


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4 years ago

Chenle: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

WinWin: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Chenle: Why

WinWin: It’s spiritually healing


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4 years ago

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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4 years ago

sometime in the future

Ladybug: Chat Noir I think I'm in love with you

Chat: /violent flashback to s!ladybug/

Chat:

Ladybug: Chat what's wrong are you alright

Chat: /holding up his baton like a bat/ m'lady I'm sorry but I'm not falling for this aga-

4 years ago

Lucas: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.

Kun: Since when? I once saw you eating a marshmallow that was still on fire.


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4 years ago
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4 years ago

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

4 years ago

Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.

Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.


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4 years ago

Kun: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Ten: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

Kun: TEN!


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4 years ago

*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*

Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?

[Minho passing by]

Minho: Seungmin.


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4 years ago

Hyunjin, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon

4 years ago

Hongjoong: When I was your age...

Yunho: When I was your height...

Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.


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4 years ago

Yeji: I thought I told you to dress formally!

Chaeryeong: I did! This shirt has no holes, the sleeves aren’t ripped off, and I’m not visibly carrying any items that may or may not accidentally kill Ryujin!


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4 years ago

Soobin: You didn’t even react! You need to react when someone cries!

Taehyun: I did! I rolled my eyes!


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4 years ago

Chan: We’re screwed.

Felix: Hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat!

Chan, pumping his fists in the air:

WE’RE SCREWED!! YAY!!


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4 years ago

Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.

Yeji: Huh?

Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:

Yeji: ...Can I get one too?


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4 years ago

Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?

Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.


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4 years ago

Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.

Wooyoung: He’s in jail??

Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!

San: Jailbreak! I’m in!

Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!

Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!


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4 years ago

Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??

Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!

Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!

Yeonjun: I’m sorry.

Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?


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4 years ago

Reblog if going nonverbal is acceptable (temporarily or not).

I’m trying to prove a point.

4 years ago

Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!

Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail


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4 years ago

Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?

Kai: Yeah?

Kai: What did you do instead?

Soobin: I told him I was straight!

Kai:

Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.

Soobin: Oh, thank god.

Kai: No one except Yeonjun.

Soobin: Fuck


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4 years ago

Soobin: Where’s the idiot?

Beomgyu: I’m right here.

Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time


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4 years ago

Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.

Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.

Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.

Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire


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4 years ago

Minho: If you were to die, what would be your last words?

Chan: Finally.

Minho: Chan, we talked about this-


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4 years ago

Ryujin: Yeji?

Yeji: Yes?

Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?

Yeji:

Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!


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