Felix, sitting down with Changbin:
You like Chan, right? Well I have something to tell you.
Changbin: Yeah, he’s a good friend!
Felix: So you don’t want Chan to die, and I don’t want Chan to die. So, let’s work together so that Chan doesn’t want Chan to die
Chenle: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
WinWin: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Chenle: Why
WinWin: It’s spiritually healing
Jeongin: My demons are chasing me, and they’re Naruto running-
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Ladybug: Chat Noir I think I'm in love with you
Chat: /violent flashback to s!ladybug/
Chat:
Ladybug: Chat what's wrong are you alright
Chat: /holding up his baton like a bat/ m'lady I'm sorry but I'm not falling for this aga-
Lucas: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.
Kun: Since when? I once saw you eating a marshmallow that was still on fire.
@A3 fandom can you let me in I have memes
Soobin: Yeonjun, i don’t know what your doing, but whatever it is, you’re doing it wrong
This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies
Kai: How long does a deodorant stick last for you?
Beomgyu: Usually about 3-4 bites depending on the size and taste.
Kai:
Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.
Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.
Kun: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Ten: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
Kun: TEN!
*jeongin, trying to solve a crossword puzzle*
Jeongin: What’s a seven to eight-letter word for disappointment?
[Minho passing by]
Minho: Seungmin.
Hyunjin, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon
Hongjoong: When I was your age...
Yunho: When I was your height...
Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.
Yeji: I thought I told you to dress formally!
Chaeryeong: I did! This shirt has no holes, the sleeves aren’t ripped off, and I’m not visibly carrying any items that may or may not accidentally kill Ryujin!
Taehyun: Can’t you just look at things from my perspective?
Soobin: *crouching down*
Taehyun: Listen here, you little-
Soobin: You didn’t even react! You need to react when someone cries!
Taehyun: I did! I rolled my eyes!
Chan: We’re screwed.
Felix: Hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat!
Chan, pumping his fists in the air:
WE’RE SCREWED!! YAY!!
Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.
Yeji: Huh?
Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:
Yeji: ...Can I get one too?
Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?
Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.
Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.
Wooyoung: He’s in jail??
Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!
San: Jailbreak! I’m in!
Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!
Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!
Soobin: Why would you give a knife to a child??
Yeonjun: Kai felt unsafe!
Soobin: Well now I feel unsafe!
Yeonjun: I’m sorry.
Yeonjun:...Do you want a knife?
I’m trying to prove a point.
Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!
Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail
Soobin: You mean I could’ve just told Yeonjun I was in love with him?
Kai: Yeah?
Kai: What did you do instead?
Soobin: I told him I was straight!
Kai:
Kai: Soobin hyung, no one’s gonna believe that.
Soobin: Oh, thank god.
Kai: No one except Yeonjun.
Soobin: Fuck
Soobin: Where’s the idiot?
Beomgyu: I’m right here.
Soobin: Suprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
Minho: If you were to die, what would be your last words?
Chan: Finally.
Minho: Chan, we talked about this-
Ryujin: Yeji?
Yeji: Yes?
Lia: How long can someone stay inside a washing machine without drowning?
Yeji:
Yeji: WHERE’S CHAERYOUNG?!