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Adorable fanfic
I found this fanfic while scrolling through Tumblr and it’s so adorable.
Harry has is the only wizard who has ever had autism and none of the Professors now how to deal with it and how to help Harry... except Professor Severus Snape.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7239464/1/Different-Not-Defective
OMG this is so cute
Title: Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? Author: articcat621 Pairing: Severus/Hermione Rating: T Warnings: none. Summary: When Hermione hears that Severus has never built a snowman, she determined to show him how to do it.
Links:
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13033230
FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12761297/1/
Any French SSHG worshippers here ? Reblog this, I need new people to follow and fics to read.
Des snamione Shippers français sur Tumblr ? Non parce que j’ai besoin de follow et lire de nouveaux gens là !
IF👏YOU👏NEED👏TO👏CHANGE👏THE👏AGE👏OF👏SOMEONE👏IN👏YOUR👏SHIP👏SO👏ITS👏LEGAL👏ITS👏PEDOPHILIA👏END👏OF 👏STORY👏
I agree with this Harry Potter; books and fanfics are my escape
does the harry potter series feel really really cozy to anyone else?? i can’t explain it - i don’t know why. it feels .. like home? it feels like a beautiful and foggy autumn day. idk why but it makes my heart go !!!!!!!
We are not heartless we just know what we want and will do what ever it takes to get it.
Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.
This is so true
ENOUGH AREADY! WE GET IT - YOU THINK YOU *KNOW* SLYTHERIN...
We get that you think Slytherin girls are ‘winged eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man’. We get that you think our aesthetic is blood-red lipstick, the clack of stilettos on marble floors, and nails filed to a sharp point.
We get it.
We get that you think Slytherin boys are ‘jaw lines sharp enough to kill a man’ (perhaps we have that in common with the girls, you think?). We get that you think our mood is bitter black coffee, Shakespearean insults, and the burn of vodka as it cascades down your throat.
We get it. So enough already.
You think you know Slytherin? You think our girls are ‘bad-ass bitches’ and our boys are ‘refined gentlemen with wicked sharp tongues’?
Well, let us tell you what it really means to embody power, pride, fraternity, cunning, and ambition.
We’d be lying if we said Slytherin wasn’t that warm feeling of sinking deeper into your seat on the bus after you watch someone miss their stop. But, for all that, Slytherin is also when you were a child sitting on your dad’s shoulders - that feeling of being literally on top of the world, made all the more proud for knowing not only that the people who love you will raise you up but will be there to catch you if you fall.
That’s Slytherin - it’s what you wanted to be when you grew up, it’s your imaginary friend, and it’s getting an A on a test you studied damn fucking hard for.
And, sure, Slytherin is also silently thanking yourself that you looked your best on the days you ran into an ex partner. But Slytherin is the courage to end a going-nowhere relationship in the first place. Slytherin means willing to do what no one else can or will, to put aside desire, fear, and comfort and to just shed what doesn’t serve them; that means being cruel to be kind and knowing, in fact, that cruelty and kindness are not black and white concepts.
That’s Slytherin - it’s your little black dress, it’s self-help books, and it’s drunken chats with strangers in nightclub bathrooms.
We are so much more complex than men in suits or women in doc martens. If all you can think of is conceit when you think of cunning and if all you can think of is dominance when you think of power…then you do not know us. And we will not ask you to try harder next time because we would rather speak for ourselves.
So, enough already; we want ‘us’ done right, so we will do it ourselves.
That’s Slytherin.
Slytherin: Remember where your loyalties lie
Gryffindor: In bed with me *wiggles eyebrows at Hufflepuff*
Ravenclaw: *facepalms*
Hufflepuff: *turns bright red*
This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.
This would be awesome
All I want is a FREE Harry Potter dating app so I can find my nerdy soulmate, OK. I want it to include houses and ships and potentially be called “Howlr.” Come on squad let’s make this happen!
The Ultimate OTP
(( OOC: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??! ))
Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!
Blaise: Did you call out for him?
Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him
Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it
Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?
Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?
Hermione: *gulps and nods*
Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?
Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*
Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.
Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him
Me reading fanfics
Mum: Why can't you just buy the book instead of reading it on your phone?
Me: uh... cause I'm too poor and its hard to find
Also me: actually reading fanfics because my otp isn't canon on the books
Sirius: I love you, my beautiful moonykins
Remus: I love you Sirius, my sweet sugarpie
James: I love you, my incredible Lilypad
Lily: I love you, my wonderful Jamsiepoo
Peter: I love you, my lovely, delicious bagel
Peter: *kisses bagel*
I can't risk it
Midnight discussions ©
At 2.00 am in the Marauder's dormitory...
Sirius: James, I wonder if your mom and dad went along like you and Evans do.
James: Shut up Sirius.
Peter: No actually it is a really good question! Did they James?
James: I am not talking about this.
Remus: Please don't say that you are talking about the werewolf on the moon again?
Sirius: No, we are not but I still want to know what would happen, though.
Peter: Yes! And I want to know about your parents James!
James: No you don't.
Peter: Yes I do.
Remus: Both of you shut up!
Sirius: And what about me?
Remus: You, come here and sleep with me. You better shut up if you sleep with me, though.
Sirius: I will.
James: Please, silencing charms. I want to sleep.
Peter: WOLFSTAR IS GOING TO-
James: *slaps his hand in front of Peter's mouth* Yeah good night.
Fanfic: has nice tags, good summary
Me: looks promising
Me: *starts reading* ooh this seems good
Me: *continues reading* ...wait
Me: ...
Me: i've read this
Love this I ship Wolfstar so much ❤️
Puppy Love.
Remus : Confringo
