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Not every hero is a rich idiot with no day job, nor every villain a mad scientist, but most still need supplies. Thus, Super-Mart; a place for the budget-conscious heroes and villains, left alone thanks to a necessary truce. And You just started a summer job there.

Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like? 

i just did a high school musical marathon and let me tell you something. we all colectivelly slept on the greatness and graciousness of chad fucking danforth:

one of his first lines is making fun of sharpay saying she spent her winter break shopping for mirrors as if he was killing it and i think that's a very underrated moment

he was so invested in taking his best friend off the musical he developed a very detailed plan and used three synchronized watches to make sure everything would happen at the right time. that's commitment right there

he then recognized his mistake and put just as much effort in helping troy and gabriella do the damn audition

he walked around school carring a basketball for absolutely no reason

he had strong ideals and his priorities straight which made him immediately call troy out on his bullshit as soon as he started being an asshole on the second movie

he becomes more than just friends with ryan and does the BEST musical number of that movie while exploring his own sexuality potential in the arts, breaking free from the stigma around "dancing"

he had yet another flawless and very underrated performance on the third movie next to his bff, "the boys are back", in which he shows that yes he DOES like boys dance – and better than any other character actually

he has the best (and also the only) character development in the trilogy because he went from judging his best friend for wanting to sing to actively helping him be part of the school musical, then he began to accept the fact that he himself actually kind of liked performing as well and at the end he fully embraces his gay artistic side and becomes one of the PROTAGONISTS of the show which is just so incredible and inspiring and very well constructed

and last but not least he felt so emotional about separating from troy that he just left the stage in the middle of a show and left a giant audience WAITING while he was playing basketball and talking to his bff which is probably the highest possible level of drama queen and i think that's beautiful

oh and do i need to remind you that he gave us the iconic what team? WILDCATS, what team? WILDCATS, what team? WILDCATS, get your head in the game!

chad danforth and corbin bleu, we did you wrong. this was the funniest and most iconic, not to mention extremely handsome and crazy talented hsm character ever and i wish we saw it then. i hope someday we can make you justice

a birthday with markiplier

Oh Jesus gang, remember when [REDACTED] was a thing?

Hex Codes for LGBTQ+ Flags

for all my artists, content creators, and anyone else out there who use specific color palettes for references/designs, here are the hex codes for each of the lgbtq flags for your queer creative purposes. i hope you find these useful. enjoy!

•P!Bench Trio with a Cosplayer friend• Tw//

Pronouns// none specified

Tommy

this bitch would steal your wigs off ur head mid way through filming a tiktok

lets just say you had to climb a tree to get it back

anyway

calls you a shapeshifter

if chat shares one of your tiktoks on a media share stream

he’s like

“oh no not the shapeshifter“

but he would love it if you cosplayed him

he would take you to cons

or you would drag him to cons

Tubbo

He probably takes ur wigs and tries them in in secret

He would love if you let him cosplay with you

If he starred in vidcon or smth he’d get you tickets ^-^

this man would beg for you to teach him how to do makeup

he would be so proud if you cosplayed his character

he will drag you away from your phone while in cosplay to show you to chat

if you cosplay ranboo he makes jokes about replacing him

very pog friend

Ranboo

He thinks your so cool

And might even ask to cosplay with u ^-^

You bet he hypes up your social media’s on stream

he might even invite you on stream with him

make tiktoks together

he would love it sm

He buys you cosplay things for christmas ^^

supportive x100

if you cosplay his character his jaw will drop

you two cosplay ranboo together

boo besties 🤪🤪

Sam and Bucky at...

HOME DEPOT (cause I love Home Depot) headcanon: this is very random and stupid sorry not sorry actually

Bucky half retiring and finding things to do around the house

They bought an old house in New Orleans and Buck doesn’t want ANYONE doing repairs except himself or Sam

Bucky is literally a malewife now, and he’s loving it: cooking, cleaning, gardening... he loves Sam’s smile when he comes home from a mission and there’s a big cake on the countertop

Because yes, Bucky did actually learn to cook at some point

Basically, doing mundane chores calms his mind and he can finally breathe

So on Sam’s week off, they both go to Home Depot.

“There’s a leak in the sink, I think I’m gonna replace it. Saw a nice one in the catalog”

“I want a faux marble countertop Sam, Rhodey has one and they’re really smooth...”

“What color do you prefer? Winter Mood white or Oatmeal white?”

Obviously, Sam would let him do whatever her wanted, the house was looking better than ever

Bucky’s smile when he parked made Sam’s heart flutter cause he. Is. WHIPPED

Bucky is a dad. Hands clasped behind his back as he walks through the aisles, leading the way for Sam and the cart

When a vendor asks if they need help, Bucky’s first thought is to say: “bitch please. I literally know how to build a house” but since he’s now polite, he smiles and asks them where the paint is, even though he already knows.

“Ok Sam? Can you go get me some wooden planks? Thanks baby”

“Doll? Come look at these lamps! They would look good in the living room don’t you think?”

And let me tell you. If he ever finds a 40’s inspired piece, lemme tell u he’s buying it

And when they come back home, he so happy cause he can already imagine how the house is gonna look like, and he can just picture his boyfriend in the middle of the new decorations

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Lol wrote this at 3 am

someone is breaking into your house. You grab an ancient axe you’ve just bought at an auction and brain the burglar. All of the sudden all life-skills and knowledge of all that have been felled by that axe come flooding into your consciousness.

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

🧃

If you think that Fleur didn’t yell out, “And THATS FOR RUINING MY WEDDING!” while fighting Death Eaters, you are wrong, my friend.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! <3

Ginny Weasley is six, and she’s getting very vocal about the fact that she is a girl, a girl, a girl! She becomes sullen, withdrawn, grumpy, and prone to tantrums when she is not listened to. 

Ginny Weasley is eight, and she is still a girl. Her parents and brothers have slowly become more and more supportive and accepting of this, and finally no one is misgendering her and mum has taken to calling her Ginny and everyone else has followed suit. She blossoms. Ginny is cheerful and exuberant and energetic. She never shuts up and laughs all the time.

Ginny Weasley is 14, and before she knew something was wrong, that she didn’t feel how people said she was supposed to, but now she thinks she doesn’t feel how she is supposed to feel again except this is a lack of feeling and how is she supposed to know if she just doesn’t feel something?

Ginny Weasley is 21 and realizing she is durasexual in addition to being ply. She worries she will never have a committed, stable, long-term relationship that she so wants.

Ginny Weasley is 33 and in a romantic and sometimes sexual relationship with Harry and Luna and in a qpp with Neville and Hermione. Ginny Weasley’s life is not perfect, but she’s pretty damn happy with how it’s turning out.

~

Hermione Granger is 10, and she’s having to explain to her parents and the tall, stern woman standing in her living room why her letter has the name “Hermione” on it. This isn’t something she’s said out loud before. And she’s crying and hunching over and stimming with her necklace, but the strangers sternness seems to suddenly disappear as she steps in and apologizes to Hermione and is somehow convincing her parent’s to leave while they talk. Professor McGonagall says her name is Minerva, but it wasn’t always, and she too is trans like Hermione, and she’s so sorry; Hogwarts’ system isn’t perfect and they never meant to forcefully out her to her parents, but Hermione is also a witch just like Minerva, and Minerva can erase her parents’ memories and they can start over without her parents’ remembering any of this business about Hermione’s true gender if she’s not ready yet. But it helps to know she’s not alone. Hermione works through her upset. She squares her shoulders. She’s ready.

Hermione Granger is 18, and she’s letting Ron down gently and admitting out loud for the first time that she’s aromantic. And she’s telling her friends for the first time that she’s trans. And Merlin, does she feel free.

Hermione Granger is 25 and the Ministry’s biggest thorn with all her activist campaigns. She’s got big plans and the drive to go through with them.

~

Bill Weasley is 17, and his baby sister is telling them all that she’s a girl, and Bill has trouble focusing for the next few months, buried in self-reflection.

Bill Weasley is 19, and he’s telling his family that he’s actually a boy man. And he’s far older than Ginny was, so there’s lots of confusion and resistance, but Bill knows now how to define how he feels, knows know that how he feels is valid, and he’s not backing down.

Bill Weasley is 27, and he’s marrying the love of his life, Fleur, who teaches him so many things. When she comes out as queer and agender, he discovers the term bi to describe his attraction. He helps her practice English, and he learns French. And everyday, he learns new depths of just how much he can love someone.

~ 

Nymphadora Tonks is a newborn, and she’s already subconsciously altering her looks. It means nothing except a mirror as to who’s around her.

Nymphadora Tonks is seven, and he feels like an outcast. He loves being a metamorphmagi. It immediately makes him friends with all other kids, who thinks what he does is just amazing and hilarious. He does not yet understand how he feels when he radically changes his body or the joy he gets when people automatically change pronouns based on his appearance, but neither does he know how to talk about it when his mother or father ‘correct’ people.

Nymphadora Tonks is 13 and just learned the term genderfluid. They love it! Genderfluid! It’s their word! But it brings up questions that sometimes Tonks lays awake at night thinking about. Is it because they’re a metamorphmagi or are they just lucky like that?

Nymphadora Tonks is 20, and xe’s had one night stands, short relationships, flings, and crushes so intense xe feels like xe’s burning alive. Tonks is pan, a hopeless romantic, and xe secretly dreams of getting married and settling down. Mum and dad are so in love. Tonks wants that. But xe’s never even been in a relationship more than a few months long. Is it because xe’s a metamorphmagi or because xe’s Tonks?

Nymphadora Tonks is 23, and ey has just given birth via donor. Maybe a committed and loving marriage isn’t in eir future, but ey are ready for a baby. And the moment that lil babe cries, Tonks’ heart bursts with love and all the loneliness ey’s ever felt suddenly seems like a dream. And when that little babe yawns and their hair goes from brown to Tonks’ pink shade, the whole world melts away, and Tonks knows true happiness.

~ 

Harry Potter is 16, and he’s coming to terms with being gray-asexual. And by coming to terms, Harry is actually burying these feelings under any and all other distractions he can.

Harry Potter is 22, and he’s leading pride parades down Diagon Alley and in Hogsmeade, proudly displaying his gray-ace shirt and bi flag. Oh, how far he’s come, learning to love himself by helping other’s to be able to do the same.

Harry Potter is 31, and they’ve just started questioning their gender. Some say they’re just trying to feel special by identifying as nonbinary. Harry shrugs and laughs and tells them they’re the Chosen One who defeated Voldemort. They don’t need to be made to feel any more special. They just need to be honest with themself.

~

Draco Malfoy is 15, and se knows se’s not allowed to talk about how se really feels. That’s not what Malfoy’s do. But Slytherin is full of secrets, and not all secrets are meant to be kept. In the darkest hour of night, on the 31st of the month, Slytherins solemnly gather in the common room and whisper out their secrets. This is not something that is ever spoken of, and one must never use information shared during this time against each other. So, in hushed tones, with hir eyes closed, every other month, Draco gets to admit se’s bigender.

Draco Malfoy is 24, and although Astoria knows hir secret and se knows hers, they are still pretending because it’s the easier thing to do.

Draco Malfoy is 39, and hir wife has died. Se feels empty and numb. Se goes through the motions for Scorpius. Se grieves.

Draco Malfoy is 44, and it’s time se started setting the example for Scorpius instead of the other way around. Too bad if hir parent’s don’t like it. Draco is bigender and attracted to men. Se’s achillean. And se’s tired of being alone.

Draco Malfoy is 51, and se’s getting married again. Se’s sure hir father is watching with a frown, but se can’t see anything but Blaise’s shining eyes staring into hirs - can’t even see the tears of joy Scorpius is subtly wiping away.

~

It’s 2018, and it’s Britain’s magical community’s third year recognizing and celebrating Trans Day of Visibility. And it’s absolutely beautiful.

I feel super exhausted because of my studies 😭😭 fanart is the only thing that makes me feel better ✨

Gabrielle Delacour was only eight years old when she first met Harry Potter, a nice enough boy, during the Triwizard Tournament. Her friends back home were jealous, but back then it was more about her brush with celebrity than any romantic notions. He had saved her after all, and Gabrielle had to deal with months of “Oh I wish that had been me,” and she had to just smile politely instead of saying what she really wanted to say. Oh of course she was grateful to Harry, and always would be, but she would not want to relive the moment. Gabrielle had been told beforehand that it was all perfectly safe, but sometimes she still woke up feeling like she was sinking into the murky waters of the Black Lake.

As her schoolmates grew older, everyone around her seemed to be more and more interested in crushes and kisses. During sleepovers, the other girls would gossip and giggle about which wix they liked, which wix they wanted to do things with that always made Gabrielle blush, though she wasn’t sure why. All she knew for sure was that she didn’t seem to feel the same way as her classmates. When asked who she had a crush on, Gabrielle answered truthfully: Nobody. “You don’t ‘ave to be shy about it Gaby,” Her classmates giggled, “We know you ‘ave a crush on ‘Arry Potter.” Did she? Gabrielle didn’t think so, but her classmates were insistent, so she became less sure of herself.

Soon enough was her sister’s wedding, where she would see Harry Potter again. Gabrielle was nervous as her family prepared to travel – was this what her classmates were talking about? It wasn’t quite the butterflies in her stomach that was described to her, but maybe it was something similar. Maybe this was the crush she was told she had. She batted her eyelashes at Harry, copying her friends’ attempts at flirting, but immediately felt mortified and silly, and spent the rest of the wedding hiding behind her parents rather than talking to her sister’s new family. Flirting just didn’t feel right to her, she wasn’t sure if she would ever try again. “Don’t worry dear,” Her mother smiled at her, “You’ll get the ‘ang of it as you get older.”

But as the years went by she still never got the hang of it, always more awkward than her classmates. Despite this, her Veela heritage meant she was never short of dates as a teenager and young adult, wix would ask her left and right and Gabrielle nearly always accepted, hoping to find that spark her friends talked about. She never wanted a second date, and never allowed more than a quick goodbye kiss. The obvious disappointment on her dates’ faces always rubbed her the wrong way and she wondered again why she felt so differently about all this romance stuff.

Finally, nearly a decade after her sister’s wedding, Gabrielle decided she would spend the holidays with her sister’s family rather than deal with her parent’s imploring when she would settle down and marry and have kids, the apparent trifecta of adulthood. She had tried many times to explain to her mother that she didn’t want the first two and was still unsure about the third, but her mother seemed to have selective hearing on the subject. So there she was, curled up on the couch in her sister’s living room, having a drink with Bill and Charlie while Fleur put the babies to bed, that the dreaded question came up.

“So, are you seeing anyone?” Bill asked, more as a conversation starter than out of genuine interest.

Gabrielle rolled her eyes, “Not really, not interested in all that.” She took a sip of her drink, dreading part two of the questions.

“Oh ok, so you’re a bit like Charlie then? Aroace?”

Gabrielle stared blankly at Bill, then at Charlie. “Arrow… ace?”

Charlie laughed a bit, “Means Aromantic-Asexual. Aromantic means I don’t feel romantic attraction, like crushes I guess, and asexual means I don’t feel sexual attraction.”

“That’s a thing?!” Gabrielle set her drink down so quickly some sloshed over the edge and onto the table. “How did you know? How are you sure?”

And that was the beginning of a long conversation that lasted well into the night. Bill came out as bisexual and sometime during the conversation Fleur returned and contributed that she was ace and panromantic. The group had a long discussion about sexuality, and bemoaning the lack of sex education in wizarding schools, and how they came to realize their respective sexualities and how their parents reacted. Fluer admitted that she never spoke of it much because of all the pressure at home to get a husband and produce kids, and apologized that she never talked to Gabrielle about it. Gaby almost didn’t care at that point, so relieved was she to find something that seemed to fit. She still wasn’t sure if aroace was the right term for her, but with some great reading suggestions from Charlie, she knew she was on the right path. She watched the sunset that morning with a feeling of peace, and even though she had a hundred more questions now, she was glad she had found the answer to one that had been bugging her for years.

Submitted by @chaifae

Hermione Granger wants you to keep studying.

Harry Potter wants you know that being misunderstood is temporary.

Remus Lupin wants you to pay attention to your health.

Sirius Black wants you to value all that you have before it’s too late.

Fred and George Weasley want you to smile.

Ron Weasley wants you to eat healthy food.

Draco Malfoy wants to remind you to keep going, because your past doesn’t define you.

Moaning Myrtle wants you to know that crying is okay.

Neville Longbottom wants you to remember being scared is okay.

Luna wants you to know that being different is okay.

Fleur Delacour wants to remind you beauty is not everything.

This is 100% twitters fault i hate u bitches. Poor fucking kids dealing with this shit 24/7.

Ranboo is terrified to do or say anything

Tommys so anxious he talks to his therapist and is taking a break from Twitter

Tubbo made a fucking SONG abt how much he hates Twitter.

PLS LEAVE THESE POOR KIDS ALONE

Y’alllllll uhhhhh-

So I finally got around to listening to The Lightning Thief, and uh in My Grand Plan???

Is the strange chime sounding thing after the line ‘I will be great’ supposed to be that prominent and basically sound like a second sound in only one ear to the one from the computer because  w h a t  ?????????

imagine if all the non-canon/semi-canon aspects of dream smp were just happening in an alternate timeline. the dreamon hunters are currently busy teaming up with the badlands to fight off the egg. fundy and dream are going to couple's counseling after their wedding was interrupted. mr. beast is there and hosts regular treasure hunts for fun. schlatt is scamming people with the cuck shed. wilbur is still president. quackity and tommy are happily running a drug cartel. life is good.

I’m just imagining the bystanders perspectives of the vlog, watching these 3 guys just legging it through downtown London

Like imagine you’re in London with your family, and suddenly this absolutely MASSIVE 6’5 guy barrels past you, and then you turn and an almost equally as tall blond kid with a camera is right behind him, and the kid then turns to shout encouragements and swears to a third, much smaller guy, who is wearing the same outfit as the first one, struggling behind them

Uber Nitural

I’m in tears 

Current mood: sitting on my bed crying my eyes out while real happy Disney songs play in the background

Feels kinda like some sort of dystopian apocalyptic type thing

M'kay, idk 'bout y'all, but just-

Netflix's Merlin, right?

The way episode one is described, like, I just-

'Merlin, a young country boy, arrives in the bustling, colourful city of Camelot and witnESSES AN EXECUTUON'?????

Like holy shit they're not wrong, but I'm just fucking cackling oml this is the funniest fucking shit I've seen in a while, like what-

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

Fuck romance except whatever the gay theater kid and Corbin Bleu had going on

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Ethan’s keyboard says trans rights pass it along

Reblog if ANNUS

Ignore if STUPID