JJ: I Don't Always Make Great Decisions Under Pressure..

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please

Kiara: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. JJ’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

Pope: guys wtf? You know to never play that around JJ!

Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.

Pope: But you're always acting stupid?

JJ:.

JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Pope: JJ, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 
JJ, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

Pope, a mix of drunk and stoned: if karma won’t fuck you, I will

JJ, equally as drunk and stoned: is that a pick up line or a threat?

Pope: both.

The rest of the pogues watching:

Kiara: they’re fucking hopeless

JJ: [banging his phone on the table in anger]

Pope: Hey, don't be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged You on the table, hmm?

JJ, eyes wide

Pope

JJ: yes ple-

Pope: DONT ANSWER THAT

Pope: *Is carrying all the groceries*

JJ: *Holds out hand to help*

Pope: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold JJ’s hand*

JJ: that’s not what I meant but ok

Pope: do you think you could take me?

JJ, way too quickly: yeah

JJ:

JJ: oh wait you mean in a fight

Pope:

JJ:

Cooper, JJ and Pope’s kid, running after Pope’s parents in their RV: bye grandpa! Bye grandma! I love you! Come back soon!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: Cooper stay! Cooper stay!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: stay!