I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.
Spellbound's The Way It Was Before feels like a Nuru song during one of the many meteor showers her kingdom has to endure
Too late *Hears faint knocking on your door* Well shit that's my cue to leave-
Fav colour that isn't green? Also have some gay water bitch
I mean, I like dark browns and blacks I guess... blue for obvious reasons, but green still owns my heart
Blonde Green Bitch out!!! ✨️🏳️🌈💅
Fun fact (I'm kinda contradicting everything I've said abt this previously but oh well): I know someone who was lactose intolerant, but later just got used to it. They still feel sick sometimes, but not throwing up level of bad.
So we know Hugo's obsessed with trying to "cure his lactose intolerance" now, but has he always been this stupid abt it? Or was there once a beautiful time where he actually knew to avoid it.
And if so, how/when did he start this foolish experimenting?
He only started this after finishing the trials and stopped working for me.
Since he grew up poor, every meal was important so he ate whatever he could find, but I tended to a voice giving him anything that would upset his stomach when he was younger.
When he started getting his own food though, there was nothing I could do other than advise him not to eat certain things.
He’s been a lot more reckless with dairy in the past few months of living in the Coronan castle.
You know you're cooked when you kin all of team radical + Rapunzel
vat7k fans that insist Varian should always be the dom/top one and Hugo always be the sub/bottom one to the point they're shoving it as the "only correct way" to interpret their dynamic on everybody else's throat needs to stfu
it's okay for them to switch alternately who tops and who bottoms—they're scientists ffs, and if we're being for fuckin real rn they'd both totally be interested and 100% down to explore every options they have on the table
because at the end of the day, they're equals ffs—heck, them mutually switchin just further greatly elevates showcasin the level of trust and openness they're willing to give each other when they're being deeply intimate and vulnerable together
so i need that stubborn and entitled crowd to stfu, thanks
I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.
imagining Varian say "i lab you" to Hugo out of nowhere while they're working doing science stuff makes me giggle cuz he would totally be silly like that
Hi, genuine question, where did the piano hc come from?? Like how did someone come up with that? Also is there a specific canon we all agree on or just "Hugo dropped a piano on Eugene's head once" bc I'd love to write a fic if there isnt
I think I'm too far gone in this fandom. If you asked me who my favourite character was back when I only knew about the movie, I'd probably say Rapunzel or Pascal. Now if you ask me the same question I'll say the eternal library.