Slay

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

Sweet fuck guys, Viggo did not die for this

Like and reblog if you’re a true edger for the race

Breakdown just bein a lil guy, and then Knockout imagining the wattpad smut 😭

this is gonna turn into a legendary post, and I wanna be here for it

need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

WE NEED TO HELP THEM! They are a wonderful being and NEED things!

Help a Fanfic Author Out!

Well, guess who's been screwed when it comes to their car, their electric bill, their internet bill AND food stamps this month? I have less than $100 in my banking account and I need at least $300 to cover the rest of the expenses this month (more if I want to eat).

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Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

bonus points if, somehow, Miko catches wind of this and makes that word something she makes a point to say in nearly every sentence.

Wheeljack approves, Ultra Magnus does not.

Imagine Cody says some word casually that’s innocent in English but is a Cybertronian swear word and the rescue bots are appalled

and they chastise him and send him to his room because apparently that’s what you do when children misbehave and Cody just doe s it because he’s so confused

and when he’s gone the bots all sit around like WHERE DID WE GO SO WRONG Heatwave this is your fault

i did this again, what in the name of Primus did i do!? Perform the blood eagle??

When They Look at You (TFP: Decepticon Edition)

Works best when using 'screenshot' or 'print screen'

Reblog your results!!! :3