Can Someone Explain Butch Lesbian Ratchet To Me? Why Is This A Thing?

unfortunately for them, soundwave has found out about human christmas traditions and now they have to deal with him

"what you desire matters not. you are mine now. from now on you shall be my executioner. you shall be my hand of death"

oh how i adore you skybound ulchtar starscream

fuck yeah i do

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Jack is despreatly trying to shut her up/cover her mouth, this results in him getting bitten.

Megatron: Soundwave! Why aren't guarding the human captives?!

Soundwave: ...

15 minutes ago~

Miko: and thats what makes someone a monsterfucker. With the whole faceless alien look you already could make numbers on tumblr, but then we add the tentacles-

Present time~

Soundwave, playing a MCR clip: *teenagers scare, the living SHIT out of me!*

I SPAT OUT MY SOUL, I CANT STOP LAUGHING

When They Look at You (TFP: Decepticon Edition)

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bro, tfp!op being my dad would fix ALL of my problems, I swear-

If Optimus wanted to adopt me, I wouldn’t stop him.

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I raise you one better:

its raf and cody who gather bones

yeah miko does the rituals and shrines and stuff, but raf and cody supply the bones

raf Just Thinks Theyre Neat™️, and Cody has seen too much crime to not have a morbid fascination with finding out everything abt these dead animals

Miko at some point: Heck yea I got this strong screaming at the moon and eating dirt! -🐦

As someone who is a Celtic pagan and headcanons Miko as being a Hellenistic pagan who worships Artemis (Thanks Ratchet Fanclub chat) ....I can confirm that you can scream at the moon and eat dirt to get in favor with the gods and potentially get stronger. (please don’t really eat dirt that’s not an actual magic practice AFAIK and you’ll just get sick.)

On this note I also raise: Miko has animal bones she found while playing in the desert in her backpack. Bulkhead asks in horror why the hell she needs bones. And she just says “They’re for Artemis. Hopefully she’ll give me the power to kick Con ass.” 

THEY ALL LOOK SO INNOCENT AND HAPPYYY-

A series of illustrations on the theme of selfies.

nuh-un. its 26th jan 2026

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