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It’s delicious! I promise! 

The way he says Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte 😫makes me totally weak,,,repeated it maybe to often 😅 Wish he spoke german a little more often 😊

Thank you Neil Gaiman 🤗

…i may have put way too much time into this

Aziraphale asks God to spare humanity from the Great Flood while Crowley listens in on his prayer...

My tablet stopped working 😭 I’m using my old one in the meantime but I need a new one. I’m having a sale on my website so I can afford a replacement, everything is 20-50% off including prints! If you can’t buy anything I’d really appreciate you spreading the word! Thank you so much! 💕

MY SHOP!

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

Fact: Aziraphale loves Crowley and Crowley loves Aziraphale

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Take my hand, take my whole life too ♪

This it the sappiest thing I’ve ever done and they’re to blame ❤

Weiterlesen

anyway, aziraphale and crowley are in love

From @tarastevens2

[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

reminders to myself:

- i am not a burden

- i am allowed to make mistakes

- i am not worthless

- i have purpose

- i am loved even if it doesn’t always feel like it

- i have a future

- i am not a bad person

- i am trying my best and that matters

- i deserve to love myself

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

I just want//need// a fanfiction with the ineffable husbands/wives, so sweet and tender that i just wanna die. right now. thanks

@ german and german-speaking GO fans, is this a crowley mood or am I going mad,,,

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

Good Omens AUs fic recs

Because I can and also so I can go back to this list whenever I feel like reading something real good. I guarantee, all of these are certified gold.

Slow show by Mia_ugly - Human AU/Stars AU. Crowley is a troubled but talented actor who just got a role in a new TV show after his fall from grace- and it would all be great, if he wasn’t falling madly in love with his co-star. Crowley is a mess, but a loving and tender one. I really appreciated the way Aziraphale was written- a very realistic and soft depiction of a person stuck in the closet

Anthophilia by FortinbrasFTW - Human AU/Flowershop AU. Crowley is a florist, Aziraphale a used books store owner who just moved next to his shop- but they’ve met before, and Crowley had never forgotten him. A classic. Beautiful characterization. The almost instinctive love and understanding between the two of them, the way they know each other without even needing to talk- it’s lovely to read.

Pray for us, Icarus by Atalan - Human AU (sort of). Crowley reincarnates as a human with no memories of who he used to be. Aziraphale finds him again and again in each new life. A classic. Heartbreaking in all the best ways. Really no way to explain how this one pulls at your heartstrings.

I found a way (a way to make you smile) -by curtaincall - Human AU/The Office AU (yes, really). Crowley isn’t particularly fond of his job in sales, nor the general insanity of working alongside people like Gabriel or Hastur- but goddamnit if the incompetent, cute receptionist doesn’t make it all worthwhile. Too bad the office’s policy bans relationships. Sweet, adorable, we love a pinning Crowley and an awkwardly flirty Aziraphale. The “impossible” love between the two of them mirrors the book in a sort of lighthearted but very real way. It fits very well.

Mutual Aid by regencysnuffboxes - Human AU. “Ezra Fell is running a struggling radical bookshop in a rapidly gentrifying Soho. Crowley is a member of an anarchist group fighting the rising tide of fascism in their corner of the world.” Can’t explain how much I love this one- we stan an antifa Crowley unapologetically beating up nazis. There’s a part where Crowley kinda teases Ezra for not being far-left enough that killed me

Potter Omens by Sadaf - Harry Potter AU. Aziraphale and Crowley are new students at Hogwarts, and learn to deal with their own prejudices, their fears, their identities- and more than that, their growing affection for each other. This one spans their 7 years of Hogwarts - From enemies, to tentative friends, to inseparable life partners (seriously, they fall for each other so hard in this). The author really knows how to write the confusing but wonderful feelings of being a queer teen in love.

Snakes and stones (never broke my bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee- Human AU/College AU. “No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist.” Sweet, funny, a shorty but goody. I recommend this is you ever have a bad day. Crowley and Aziraphale are weirdos, but weirdos who fit perfectly together, and love each other fiercely and absolutely.

Passive aggressive bouquets by SusieBoo- Human AU/Flowershop AU. “Aziraphale’s job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests.” Crowley is ridiculous in this and I love him. Also lots of flower language used in all the worst ways, which is delightful

Thy Kingdom Come by ShanaStoryteller - King of Hell!Crowley AU. Crowley is just following orders. That unfortunately means he ends up becoming the king of Hell after Falling. A really strange and heartbreaking read- especially Crowley’s relationship with Adam. It’s a lot of angst -you WILL shed tears- but also a beautiful and positive ending. 

Slytherin vaguely downwards by SavioBriion - Harry Potter AU. Crowley is Hogwarts’ resident potion master ; Aziraphale is the new DADA teacher. Crowley really, really, really tries to dislike him. It doesn’t work.  I can’t recommend this one enough–Crowley’s failed, ridiculous attempts at messing with Aziraphale are hilarious, and their weird middle-aged awkward flirting and falling with each other is strangely romantic

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Hey Y'all!

I'm searching for a short nickname for my own. It don't have to be a real word or name. If you have something in mind that could fit, feel free to send me a message.

It's just course,,,i'm really struggling with the names/nicknames that i have,,,nothing seems to fit.

A new bachelor has moved to Pelican Town! Meet  Aziraphale, the angelic dessert-loving doctor!

Features:

Play as four gender-variable Farmer Crowley presets - or romance Aziraphale with your own custom character. You decide! 

Live ineffably-ever-after when you date and marry a literal angel. You can even make an Effort and raise children together.

Aziraphale has his own unique dialogue, gift tastes, disposition, and schedule. Even better: he’s made out of genuine husband material.

The clinic has a new tartan look.

No star-crossed apocalyptic mayhem to worry about! Framed as mortal AU Omens, Aziraphale’s events and cut scenes are sure to please anyone who appreciates fluff and happy endings.

More to love: Aziraphale has seasonal outfits AND an adorably embarrassing aerobics ensemble.

Requirements:

Stardew Valley - 1.3 for PC, Mac, Linux, or Android

SMAPI - 2.11.3

Content Patcher - 1.9.2

Kisekae - 2.1.2

If you’ve never modded Stardew Valley before, don’t worry! It’s easy. For detailed help, visit the wiki here. 

Please check the readme installation instructions in order to enable all the features of this mod. While the majority of features will work automatically, a few files need to be manually placed in order for your gameplay experience to be as ineffable as possible!

Note: This mod swaps out Doctor Harvey for Aziraphale, but fear not, Harvey fans! By default, Harvey will still be available in all non-Crowley save files.

Lastly, if you enjoy this mod, please consider slinging a coffee my way on ko-fi, and HAVE FUN <3

Download Stardew Omens on NexusMods!

Today is a shitty day. First I got middle ear infection, then my neighbor decides,,,hey today would be the perfect day to celebrate a party in the apartment! that's right next to mine. the walls are thin. to thin...with the same damn song ten times in a row..i just want some sleep for somebodys sake!

To The World: A Good Omonths 2020 Calendar

We’re so excited to share our calendar with you! GoodOmonths is a 34-artist 2020 calendar perfect for experiencing the months through a rainbow. It is 11x8.5″ folded, 11x17″ hanging. Our bundle pack features four 4x6″ postcards in a CMYK color theme!

In spirit of our rainbow theme, all proceeds will go towards a LGBTQ+ charity. 

The pre-order ends November 8, 2019. Packages will be mailed in December. 

GET IT HERE!

To celebrate the launch, we’re hosting a giveaway on tumblr and twitter! It is for one calendar including shipping (postcards not included), and is open worldwide. Enter by reblogging this post (number of reblogs not limited). If you’ve already ordered from our shop, we will reimburse you for the calendar and shipping costs. If you want to purchase the postcards as well, you can upgrade to a bundle after winning the giveaway.

The giveaway closes November 4, and a winner will be contacted Nov 5.

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Today was strange. First horny, then tired, energy boost could not keep my feet still, then I was very sad (crying in thoughts of the coming Christmas, first without my mother) tired again and now empty.

Can you imagine Sherlock handing out Halloween candy, though? Scoffing at all the kids’ costumes, deducing their parents right there on the doorstep, being like “yes, by all means, take that Snickers bar, I’ve heard anaphylactic shock is terribly pleasant—no, you idiot, put it back, you’re allergic to peanuts! Don’t you people teach your children anything?!” He’d limit everyone to one piece of candy and list off all the statistics he knows concerning childhood obesity.

But then a little girl would show up in a pirate costume and point her little plastic sword at him and say as fiercely as she can, “Arrr matey, hand over yer treasure!” And Sherlock would just stand there for a minute, his eyes narrowed slightly as he looks her over, and then he’d just dump all the candy in her bag, and she’d giggle and throw her arms around him and squeeze as tight as she could, and then he’d show her the proper way to brandish a sword and tell her she’d better practice for next year. Then she’d go on her way, and Sherlock would turn back to go inside and find John sitting on the stairs, watching him with the fondest expression, and Sherlock would just mutter, “Shut up” and sweep by him while John chuckles.

Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry

PLEASE HELP ME BUY MEDS

Hey. Some of you may already saw my posts. I wanted to ask you for a little help, because I can’t manage on my own right now.

My health is not letting me work right now. I have asthma attacks almost every day. and I may have SM like my mom. I also take medication for my clinical depression, ocd and allergy. Right now i don’t have money to buy meds. I’m 2 months behind with my bills. I don’t know what to do. All my meds:

I was deregistered from the labor office because they wanted me to take a job 40km from my place where there’s no bus from my village or any transportation and the job was in the archive when there’s dust and It’s impossible for me to work because of my asthma. Because of that I now don’t have insurance for 6 months and I had to pay 100% for all my meds and for medical visits. So it’s even worse that before. I have a proof of that, you can translate it in google:

Please if you can spare even a dollar, it would be amazing. Or just reblog if you can’t donate anything. I need at least $500.

Paypal: monicakil@mail.com

(YOU CAN USE ANY CURRENCY YOU WANT! PAYPAL WILL CHANGE IT FOR ME)

Also you could also saw similar post on my second blog: itsmagnuswinchester

Just a random thought but what if Maze from Lucifer and River from Doctor Who get to know each other?

I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.

Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅