U know u could totally fool someone by replacing the graphite lead inside a pencil with a refill of a pen and make it appear like u r writing with a pencil when u r really writing with a pen. Or vice versa.
Mark my words.
Imagine if spiders had wheels instead of legs and they would use them to slide down buildings.
Whooooosshhhh there goes spidey John with his usual test drive.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Listen people if u apply lemon on watermelon it tastes like sugarcane juice.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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