Stephanie: You Know What? When You Think About It…. Tim Just Dipping And Randomly Popping Up With Another

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i hate david cain for doing cassandras hair before he sent her into that room. there are already so few tender moments he shares with her, but i think that one, the one we dont ever see, is the one that makes me hate him the most.

ALRIGHT GUYS! TIME TO PUT IT TO A VOTE CAUSE I SEE TOO MANY VERSIONS!

You know how it recently came out that there isn’t 8 billion people on earth and it’s actually a few billion more than that because scientists miscounted? I bet Cap would have known with the wisdom of Solomon

Batman: “and because there are 8 billion people on-“

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “that’s wrong.”

Captain Marvel, interrupting Batman: “that’s wrong, Mr Batman”

Batman: “what? I’m not wrong. Multiple sources say it’s 8 billion”

Captain Marvel: “and those sources are wrong”

Batman: “Captain, you do not have the time nor the proof to prove your theory. I know I am right.”

Solomon (in Cap’s head): “go get your friend Bartholomew to count. He is the fastest.”

Captain Marvel: “hold on, I’ll go get Flash to count everyone!”

Batman: “everyone on earth? Captain we are in the middle of an all out alien invasion. You cannot-“

Captain Marvel, running off to get Flash: “I’ll be right back Mr Batman! :D”

“We should give Billy Batson a gun” He should be given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk- the gun could then be discussed at a later date.

Do we think that Bruce Wayne sleeps with others to maintain his Brucie persona or does he just pay people to say he slept with them?

Or a secret third option where people constantly spread rumours that he sleeps around a lot and Bruce just says they are true cause it fits his persona?

This can be entirely Headcanon based if you want, I’m looking for opinions!

cassandra cain incorrect quotes:

cass:

explanation: it’s incorrect because cass is not actually mute