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fuck marry kill:

fuck, marry, and kill

kill marry, fuck kill, and marry fuck

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

Webkinz Ganz PVC Sorcerer Frog Series PVC Figure

what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else

doing research before going outside

what's wrong babe you're barely anything

worst part of having the party at your own place is that you can't run home drunk

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

the hour before the party. getting drunk on the floor waiting for my guests in anticipation !

everything eats and is eaten

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry. 

garnet backstory: they didn't love us, so we loved each other

amethyst backstory: ive never had anyone love me

pearl backstory:

Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???

He was so desperate. The closet is made of glass

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

what did the gays ever do wrong

In fairy culture its actually considered extremely rude to inject them with formaldehyde and pin them to a corkboard

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

chart of my age over time

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud