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Dazai, slamming his glass: why doesn't he love me, dammit!
Oda: maybe you should calm down a little; following him around and spying on him would come off as creepy to him.
Ango, massaging his temples: I have no idea how you haven't gotten arrested for spying!
Dazai: maybe because we are fucking criminals that work in the Mafia, Ango? I don't think Chuuya would report ME to the police of all people....
Oda: what if he reports you to the boss?
Dazai: the boss is the one who gave me the idea of spying on Chuuya to get his attention! He has been helping me all along!
Oda:......
Ango: that sounds like him.
*Meanwhile*
Chuuya: that idiot mackerel has been following me around for a week! Can you stop him?
Mori: interesting, have you thought of giving in and going out with him?
Chuuya: of course no----wait a minute! THAT'S your question? Shouldn't you stop that crazy ass behaviour?
Mori: I have decided to send you two on a joint mission to Hawaii....for a month.
Chuuya: huh? What will we do there? Have a honeymoon?
Mori:....
Chuuya: NOOOOO