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Clyde: Dude.
Craig: What?
Clyde: Duuuude!
Craig: What!?
Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!
Craig: Okay...?
Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!
Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?
Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.
Clyde:
Craig:
Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?
Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.
My favourites - South Park
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!
Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
Thank you all! I appreciate it a lot!!
A quick sketch of Stan and Clyde walking their dogs 🐕
Do you see my vision?
Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - 1986
That'll be quite weird and might not necessary buuuuuuuttt.... I'd honestly like to see more art where Jimmy and Clyde look like twins :)
some doots over the week!
More characters for my au!
Wendy as Athena: Athena is the goddess of wisdom and war. Athena is moral and strong, much like Wendy. Wendy is one of the most moral kids in my opinion and she beat Cartmans ass.
Bebe as Aphrodite: Aphrodite is the goddess of love and beauty. Bebe caused a lot of problems when she started physically maturing in season 6 ep 10. In another episode, Bebe tries to get with Kyle using truth or dare. It may be a stretch, but I think it makes sense
Red as Artemis: Red is one of the more tomboyish girls in my opinion. I also see Artemis that way. Red is independent and more modest than most of the girls. In season 9 ep 7, when Jimmy says he wants to have sex with her, she gets incredibly disgusted and slaps him, something Artemis would definitely do.
Clyde as Ares: Clyde would be Ares because he acts all high and mighty when things are going his way (The List, season 11 ep 14), but is actually a crybaby (Cartmans Silly Hate Crime, season 4 ep 2). We see this behaviour in Ares often, especially during the Trojan War, when he goes out to battle and the second he gets hurt, he runs off to Zeus
If you have any suggestions then be sure to share them!
I updated my spstyle, come check it out and I hope you enjoy! <3
I have them all MWHAHAHAAAA
The gang's all here
I honestly love how each of the characters came out.. ofc the designs will change over time but WDGZDHJHH<33
THE AMAZING WORLD OF CRAIG 5
clyde likes asking creekenny lots of inappropriate questions about how their relationship work because he’s innocent and silly so he makes craig blush every time. and then when kenny actually starts explaining, clyde gets flustered and scared at the same time so he closes his ears and says bitterly that he’ll never be able to erase this picture in his mind now. moreover, kenny even suggests not only tell but also show him everything for ten bucks and clyde actually considers his offer for, like, a minute, but then craig and tweek just sigh, roll their eyes in sync and drag him home.
clyde: So… how does your threesome work, guys?
tweek: Ugh, it’s not a threesome, it’s a throuple, Clyde!
kenny, shrugging: Well, I can do both.
more creekenny moments if there are any enjoyers
kenny: (Tweeeek, your boyfriend’s being a dick again, tell him to shut the fuck up.)
tweek: It’s our boyfriend, Kenny. Tell him yourself.
kenny: (Omg wait, you wanna do it together?)
tweek: Why do you even ask?
tweek & kenny, in sync, holding hands lovingly: Craig, would you shut the fuck up?
craig, emotionlessly: Fuck you, guys🖕.
clyde next to them, in tears: Romance is alive.
i continue with clyde & kenny headcanons because they’re so horribly funny i can’t even–
so they both can’t flirt normally and that’s kinda the reason why girls don’t really like them so much. their pickup lines always either have sexual subtext or just are extremely cheesy. ESPECIALLY CLYDE he has no idea how to do romance and kenny’s advice makes things worse.
clyde, desperately, on the verge of tears: Craig, do you think girls like dickpics? Cartman said they do but I’m uncertain and Red just texted me–
craig, very monotonous: First of all: why of all people you’re asking me about flirting with girls? Secondly: why on Earth would you ever listen to Cartman’s romantic advice? And finally: you do know that Red is my cousin, right?
tweek: And girls do not like dickpics, Clyde.
kenny: But I do. You can send it to me, sweetheart.
and clyde is so desperate he actually considers sending it to kenny for a moment, while kenny tries to tell him a tutorial on how to do great pictures of yourself and craig and tweek just in sync give him a smack upside his head
(bonus: they’re both canonically confirmed (s20e6) to use 😏 most in their chats and idk why but i find this funny af)
i’ve been randomly thinking about clenny (clyde x kenny) a lot recently so here are some of my thoughts on their friendship/relationship!!
i think kenny is so flirty to clyde all the time because clyde is One Hundred Percent Straight [lie] so he would get shocked and embarrassed EVERY time and kenny would laugh so hard at clyde’s reaction.
but then there’s this one time when clyde actually flirts back and there’s a dead silence in the room because nobody saw this coming. and kenny is so surprised he really blushes ‘cause he has no idea how to react now??
kenny, flirty as usual: Hey, Clyde, my babe, you wanna go home together?
clyde, suddenly self-confidently smirking and winking: Why, you wanna give me a ride?
kenny, blushing from surprise: Um.
craig:
tweek:
stan, shocked: Dude.
tweek: What happened to our only straight buddy? :(
and clyde just rolls eyes internally dying from embarrassment
heyy i wanted to post here some of my Absolutely Random Headcanons on south park kids (non-shipping version) ;D ig it’s the part one or smth??
tweek is a theatre kid. after that fake break-up with craig he realised how he actually enjoyed pretending to be who he is not, and how he might’ve had a real natural talent for this thing. also he thought theatre was a great opportunity to overcome his fears and anxiety and be a little bit more self-confident, so he went to the school theatre club and signed up.
and it was probably the best decision he’s ever made. he knew he would like it but he had no idea it would be so much fun. although some kids at school tried to laugh at him for being gay AND liking theatre, he didn’t really care because being on stage, transforming into fictional characters, memorizing script was so great. and it was the only hobby he got really into – and believe me, due to his adhd he had plenty of hobbies. his most favourite part was definitely feeling hundreds of eyes looking at him – although most of the time owners of those eye were just bored to death students who were forced to go and see a school play. he liked it anyways, because it was such a big step forward for him – having a possibly dangerous and scaring situation totally under control.
also his biggest regret is that he can’t really sing due to his tics that make his voice sound trembling so he can’t participate in musicals, although he has a big soft spot for them. his whole playlist is basically songs from broadway musicals. he tried to force craig watch them with him but craig is really far from theatre – especially when it’s not tweek who’s on the stage.
by the way, clyde is in the theatre club with tweek because he heard that bebe and other girls like guys who are really into art so he was choosing between painting class and theatre club and chose the latter (‘cause tweek’s in it and he thought he didn’t have to put much effort in the club activity. poor innocent soul. if only he knew tweek goes absolutely wild when it comes to a perfect stage play).
Kinda really late (as always ¬_¬" ) BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYSS
I got the idea from @msfisherot , except I did it with my fav characters all throughout last year so yippie!!
когда батя готовит индийскую кухню а ты срущий слон.
oooold art… from very old rp.
ой короче я обосрусь теги ставить и у меня не вместится все но… папа пожалуйста не трогай мой писюнчик пожалуйста не надо прошу.
обещал себе не приманивать сп фандом.
#насри себе в штанишки