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Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?
Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.
I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?
Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.
Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.
Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.
Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.
Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.
Nikolai: Fyodor let’s get married!
Fyodor: Not this again.
Nikolai: It’ll be great! It would be a lovely wedding, beautiful colors. Me in a tux. You in a beautiful wedding dress.
Fyodor: Why am I in the wedding dress?
Nikolai: Because I top.
Fyodor: You didn’t last night.
Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….
Sigma: you need therapy.
Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.
Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.
Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.
Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?
Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?
Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.
Nikolai: *gasp*
Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.
Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.
Nikolai: Is it your shirt?
Sigma: So what do we do now?
Nikolai: I have a solution.
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!
Sigma: We are not killing him!
Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!
Sigma: Then what?
Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!
Sigma: What are you doing?
Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.
Sigma: Why?
Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.
Sigma: What did you learn?
Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.
Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.
Nikolai: I love you?
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.
Sigma: Thank you.
Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?
Nikolai: At your funeral.
Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?
Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: Forget what I said!
Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.
Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.
Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.
Nikolai: I would kill you Fyodor. That’s how much I love you.
Fyodor: The term is “I would kill for you” Nikolai.
Nikolai: I know what I said *cocks gun*
Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!
Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?
Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.
Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?
Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.
Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?
Sigma: I lost Nikolai
Fyodor: He’s probably off thinking about how to kill me or is tormenting some innocent bystander.
Sigma: We need him on a leash.
Fyodor: He will use his ability to escape it or enjoy it too much.
Sigma: Probably enjoy being leashed if you’re holding it.
Nikolai: Don’t kink shame me
Sigma: *screams*
Sigma: Nikolai. Your lover is immortal and you only reincarnate when they stop thinking about you. One day you die and reincarnate. What is your first thought?
Nikolai: You forgot me Fedya?
Fyodor: why did you immediately assume I am your immortal lover?
Nikolai: *cuddling Sigma* this is the first time I got to be intimate with someone that didn’t run away from me. Even Dostoy has escaped my advances.
Sigma: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW NIKOLAI!
Nikolai: Shush. You’re ruining the moment.
Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.
Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?
Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!
Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-
Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!
Fyodor: Why the morgue?
Nikolai: You’ll find out later~
Fyodor: I am a man of benevolence.
Sigma: *backs away*
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Sigma: Getting as far away from you as I can before you get smote…
Nikolai: I’m a lovable person. I’m great to be around. People say I light up their life.
Sigma: *in the other room* WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!
Person: Does your terrorist organization have an HR?
Sigma: We have an entire HR department for one man.
Nikolai: ….Is this because of last night?