Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s Go On A Date! I Have A Few Places We Can Go!

Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up

Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.

Ardyn: come on now Prompto dear. Haven't you heard "love is an open door?"

Prompto: NO LOVE IS A CLOSED LOCKED BARRICADED DOOR! *shoving a bed up against a door*

Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.

Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!

Chuuya: Not with that attitude.

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.

Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.

Sigma: WHAT?!

Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Sigma: What are you thinking about?

Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!

Sigma:

Nikolai: You asked~!

Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?

Nikolai: Because I miss you.

Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?

Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?

Get out of the Haunted Mansion Fyodor!