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i’ve got my first unfathomable crush. not even on the personality just my coworker who i wanna eat alive he’s so attractive. i’ve always been someone who needs a good personality to like them but he has the personality of a wet flannel and i still wanna jump his bones help me
i wish tumblr had a feature where when you’ve liked something THEY STOP SHOWING YOU IN ON UR TL GGAJDHDJSBSJSH IF I HAVE TO SCROLL PAST THE SAME 15 POSTS AGAIN IM GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURISM
I think I like women but also I like men but I don't really want engage in amorous congress with a lady but gentlemen have such frightening personalities?? I don't know can somebody please help me with this because I honestly want to hug this one girl I know and gently kiss her but also I like guys too but as I said I don't really want to freak women? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???
Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???
I now identify as a collectors item, please take care of me and put me in a small air tight box so the lead paint on my skin doesn’t kill you but you can still look at me and be proud of me for existing.
I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH
BSD Beast is a comedy (to me).
Headcanons @from-hell-till-dawn and I came up with:
Chuuya: has a major crush on Dazai, is mad as hell about it, thinks Dazai and Atsushi are seeing each other secretly, hates Atsushi accordingly Atsushi: confused as to why Chuuya hates him & very intimidated by him. Tries to subtly wingman, makes everything worse. Dazai: Creating an Odasaku Stalker Collage in his bedroom, literally on his last leg, planning to blame Chuuya in his suicide note. Oda: oblivious to everything, eating curry, living his best life.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME????? THAT MY FAVOURITE BOOK EVER, NO LONGER HUMAN BY OSAMU DAZAI. HAD A PREQUEL. BY THE SAME AUTHOR. ABOUT THE SAME GUY. CALLED THE FLOWERS OF BUFFOONERY ????
anyways I ordered it I'll update
it better break me as hard as No Longer Human did ifstg
"are u okay" no, no not really i'm high off my rockers i could probably fight 10 mafia bosses right now and win, i'd ace every english test within 8 minutes approximately, but yes i am, next question
Helpppp
So I just finished the NaNoWriMo story I was doing for school yesterday, and then last night I thought of another fucking story.
Long story short, I've come up with the plot, 11 characters, their names, and their pasts, and I created a playlist for my MC.
Me: Alright, time to write.
My brother: Hey, want to play a board game?
Me: Oh, I can't, I'm writing.
My brother: C'mon
Me : Well, iF yOu iNsIsT
pretty girls: *exist*
My gay:
Emo pretty girls with long hair: *exist*
My gay that is right now into that: so pretty...
Comparison post! Because I can. & might as well. ….And they pair fairly nicely. If I do say so myself.
Pride Suits (2020): Roman - Logan - Virgil - Patton - Janus - Remus
Pride Dresses (Re-draws-2019): (Comparison post) Roman- Logan- Virgil- Patton- Janus - Remus
Pride Dresses (Originals- 2018): Roman- Logan- Virgil- Patton
more posca art!
Not finished yet but I wanted to share it, I saw the base on @dailytogachako 's account and haven't seen anyone to draw that yet sooo-
My head hurts terribly and I don't know why
Am I hungry?
Am I dehydrated??
Am I tried???
WOULDN'T I LIKE TO KNOW HUH
So I suddenly remembered Abt funlink and does it mean I can just choose like a cat or a snake to identify as??? Can I??? I want to!!! Someone confirm please
Help me find who drew this please
(Edit: I found them thanks guys 🤗)
Hey hey fuck my life
"Computer how to solve back pain no pain killers no missages"
*typing in sues*
"COMPUTER?!"
Me right there and yes I quote Lego Batman because... Fuck you Steve, aka Aunts Coworker Steve
Help it’s 2am and I have school in a few hours and I can’t fall asleep bc I just read the best smau ever LSJZKSKDK