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OBJECTION YOUR HONOR 🗣🔥‼️
I HC he's not always sleeping in this bag.
He's in there to be in there...yknow?
*Autism swing*
izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!
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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.
Aizawa: Oh my god.
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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
aizawa worried :... kid you good?
izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy
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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Izuku : Whatever caves first!
aizawa :... oh
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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.
aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!
izuku deadpan : gun go brr
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Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!
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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Izuku: Oh, I’m always running
Izuku: The question is from what
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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?
Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit
Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?
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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.
Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Izuku : Death is a social construct.
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Izuku : I live purply on spite.
Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...
Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee
Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-
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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-
Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping
Aizawa :... What
Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp
Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god
Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp
Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God
Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!
Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!
Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.
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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Izuku : Why start now?
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I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"
id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.
POV: you just caught me writing mediocre bnha fanfiction at 3am on my janky ahh Chromebook
