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i present to you:
easy co as new girl quotes
*none of the gifs are mine*
winters
nixon
spiers
guarnere
toye
roe
babe
lipton @ spiers
webster @ liebgott
bonus:
sobel
part 2??
thanks @floydtab again for your help 💕
my best friend and i are so dale cooper and harry s truman, cece and jess, barney and ted, rocky and tyler, pj and josie, forrest and bubba, george michael and andrew ridgeley, tatum and sidney coded
Natasha : “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your body. Clean off. You’ll look like Ken dolls down there."
'Cause I ain't from Los Angeles, sir.
I'm from Bakersfield.
6-6-1, up in your lounge, sucka.
I'm from Bakersfield, I'll take the amtrak… BFD.
Bakersfield, California.
Korn.
Kern County.
Korn, one more time.
"Freak on a Leash."
"Kill You."
That's a sad one.
Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
Is it just me or...cause I already ship Adrien and Sublime more than Adrienette (literally toxic). I know the ep ain't even out yet but somehow (and with the clips I've seen so far) I have the feeling he and Sublime gonna have amazing chemistry and honestly, both have similar backgrounds already (having demanding parents, no friends for long because of parents, both actually being sweethearts though) which can be built on
Just my two cents
(Oh and I really hope she has at least a decent name cause who tf names their kid Sublime? Poor girl was raised to excell since day 1)
God! Miller, just kiss me already! No, not like this! That, that… What? What does that mean? No, I didn’t… Nothing. I just, I didn’t mean it like that. I just, we can’t like that because that’s not… Do you know, like…? It’s very, like, you don’t… That’s not what it…
New Girl (2011 - 2018)
all i want,, please not joking
all i want is for people to care about me as much as nick, schmidt, coach, and winston care about jess
I think my comfort characters are burnt out pretty boys that are silly, bisexual, and sooooooo mentally unstable that are in love. I just cry in their general direction, it's like "no, my sweet child, you are good enough, be happy, you deserve it you little bitch"
Jake + Zooey Quotes From This Weeks Episode of Welcome To Our Show With Special Guest Jake Johnson
jesper: you like me? you like my personality?
wylan: i was surprised too
kaz: oh, i thought we weren’t talking
jesper: we’re not.
kaz: then why do i hear words coming out of that stupid hole in your face?
jesper: i’m a human being and i’m entitled to my emotions
kaz: are you crying?
jesper: *wiping away a tear* no
kaz: are you seriously crying, jesper?
jesper: i’m not crying
inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor
wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.
jesper: watch any sports movie.
kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!
nina: what’s up, dad?
jesper: what, kaz?
kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?
jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz
kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.
jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.
kaz: oh god
nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!
matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
inej: intimate
matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?
nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan
jesper: throw it in the trash!
wylan: i can’t see it! cause when she comes in here, i’ll just yell “trash!” i’ll yell “trash!”
jesper: cover your ears and sing Landslide!
kaz: let’s call inej again
wylan: took my love and i took it down
jesper: we need to get this back in my closet—
wylan: i can see your lips moving!
nina: well, close your eyes!
wylan: *singing*
nina: throw it out the window, okay?
jesper: i’ll sneak down there, i’ll toss it in the dumpster
nina: *toss* here!
jesper: what the heck, nina?
nina: i threw like a boy! i’ve always thrown like a boy!
jesper: you almost hit me in the face! what are you, nuts? overhand?
wylan: *still singing*
kaz: oh well, matthias is a goner
Pinned Intro Post!!!
Hi! I’m Lou 🦇
I use they/them pronouns
Im gonna be so honest I have no clue how to use this app so guidance and advice would be appreciated ‼️
I enjoy lots of things!! On a broad spectrum my interests are classical gothic literature, musical and contemporary/classic theater, classical and contemporary opera, choral music, every art form imaginable, folk, rock and indie music, Horror movies, sitcoms, random TV shows/anime, and badminton :)
Media I like (and would jump at a moments notice to discuss; yes I have a lot of hyperfixations) (buckle up): Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde, Frankenstein, The Crucible, A Streetcar Named Desire, Cabaret, Falsettos, The Jekyll and Hyde and Dracula MUSICALS, Rent, Carrie, Hadestown, Sweeney Todd, Heathers, Wicked, Hamilton, Be More Chill, Ride the Cyclone, Gilbert and Sullivan, Pagliacci, Italian Arias, soprano repertoire, The Podd Brothers, any classical choral pieces, Mozart, vocal technique videos, painting, sketching/drawing, guitar, any art at all(!!!), Noah Kahan, Ethel Cain, Haley Heynderickx, Queen, Adrienne Lenker, Gregory Alan Isokov, the Oh Hellos, Brandi Carlisle, Hozier, Phoebe Bridgers, Boygenius, Hereditary, Longlegs, Saw franchise, Nosferatu, The Office, The Good Place, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, Stranger Things, Bojack Horseman, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Attack on Titan, Demon Slayer, Bungou Stray Dogs, Your Lie in April, A Silent Voice, HunterxHunter, Deathnote
DNI List: Basic human rights and decency deniers (homophobia, racism, sexism, transphobia, ableism, xenophobic), Trump supporters, Zionists, bullies, people who don’t like whimsy or fun
I’d LOVE to chat and get to know you!!!!!!!! If we share even one or even BETTER— MULTIPLE interests I will love you forever and ever. I will maybe redo this when I understand this app better ^^
▬▬ 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚? 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛... ◟ 🐞ˎˊ˗ ۫ ꣑ৎ
⠀⠀⠀╭⠀F2U,⠀𝘯𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵⠀⠀⠀❤︎⠀⠀⠀𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 ◞
butterflies
there is something so nice
about having a new crush
someone new to look for
in the hallways on the way to class
someone i can tell my friends about
someone to text and to giggle over
i wish that the butterflies
could always be so uncomplicated
new girl marauders era, where sirius just broke up with a long term relationship and he moves in whith a bunch of rather peculiar guys
if course nick is remus
schmidt ml is james
winston is peter
and oh who could’ve guessed cece is dear old lily!!
I consume american media or media in english pretty much all the time (tiktok has a lot more different content in english than in any other language)
And I kinda wish I had an american friend because I just know a lot about usa because of tiktok
It wasn't intentional, it's not like I think usa is that great and I wouldn't want to live there (especially now that trump won) but I just have too many jokes and themes that I can't discuss with people around me because they don't know english that well or aren't in the same media-bubble as me
So this is my official request for a friend
I love fantasy and tv shows, I love isekai, I am very left leaning although I wouldn't call myself an activist. I think I have adhd and asd. I like different teas and herbs
Edit: i am 24f, I forgot to mention that. And I want to discuss politics.
So if you maybe would like to have a friend from another country pls leave a comment
Started watching Friends again with my mom and god Phoebe is so autistic. The second episode literally starts with everyone complaining about her echolalia. I love weird women in media that are just autistic (also thinking of Jessica Day from New Girl)