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Imagine being part of the Marvel cast and being liked by these guys!
A/n: gifs aren’t mine!
Tom Hiddleston
Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?
Tom: I’d rather no-
Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!
Tom: I’m listening!
Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!
(He said winking at you)
Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*
(You said waving goodbye and walking off)
Tom: (gif happens) Wow!
Sebastian Stan
(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns)
Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny!
Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?
Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan?
Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!
Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?
Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!
Y/n: You make one!
Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!
(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens
Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!
(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)
Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?
(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)
Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!
(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)
Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?
Chris Evans
Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!
Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!
Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Y/n: You did not just say that to me!
(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)
Chris: You heard me!
Y/n: You just started war Evans!
(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)
Chris: I’m well aware of that!
(He got up and slowly walked towards you)
Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse
Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
Chris: Are you the chicken?
(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)
Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!
Chris: Right!
Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!
(Chris nodded his head mockingly)
Chris: Yeah you do!
was it not enough that you stole
my heart, my lungs, and spine?
i do not have the stomach for it anymore.
When on trial a court wizard is made to literally summon you so you dont miss the court hearing.
Now Jazz has a costume. Have Dani as a bonus.
My love for this man knows no bounds
Masterlist
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man - All Media Types, Loki - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Zrezygnowany Pracownik, Natasha Romanov (mentioned) Additional Tags: Fluff, Funny, Humor, First Dates, Blind Date, Loki (Marvel) Does What He Wants, Tony Stark Makes Puns, puns, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Not Beta Read, i am my own beta Series: Part 3 of HOOPLA prompts (polskie) Summary:
Tony zostaje przekonany do randki w ciemno.
Loki to jego pierwsza randka.
Randki są zabawniejsze niż Tony się spodziewał.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man - All Media Types, Loki - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Unimpressed employee, Natasha Romanov (mentioned) Additional Tags: Fluff, Funny, Humor, First Dates, Blind Date, Loki (Marvel) Does What He Wants, Tony Stark Makes Puns, puns, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author is Duracell Bunny, Betaed Series: Part 3 of HOOPLA! prompts (English) Summary:
Tony is persuaded to go to a blind date.
Loki is his very first date.
Dating is funnier than Tony expected.
Just wanted to share with you what I have bee-n doing with my free time and to tell you all to bee happy
addickted
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
he’s a 10 but doesn’t comprehend/enjoy the art of puns
Bad Puns #1: Fish
A random arsenal of terrible fish puns to use in your daily life.
Enjoy >:)
Q: What’s the silliest fish in the ocean?
A clownfish!
Q: How do you make an octopode laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Q: What would you call a fish convicted of a crime?
Gill-ty.
Q: What did the priest say to the bride and groom tuna?
It’s oh-fish-ial.
Q: What do you call a fish class?
A school!
Instead of coffee, get tased by the police this morning. Its electrifying.
Remus creates the Personally Victimized by Sirius' STUPID PUNS club and almost all of Hogwarts shows up to the first meeting
It's quite ironic that Fey are weak to the element with the symbol Fe
on the way to the bathroom, you're russian. when you're in the bathroom, european. when you come out, you are finnish. ;)))
Happy Birthday, @meganegabishoujo ! Sorry for the first image being crappy, not used to drawing cute things ;-; You’re 2 years older than me ewe
all the best for your studies and have a great day!
tysm!! i hope you have a lovely day!
This absolute loser takes up way too much of my brain space
The ultimate #MothersDay guide to showing her you love and appreciate her
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Happy #Monday! It's going to be a long wick. Ask John 😂
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When you’re on thin ice literally and figuratively...
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#throwbackthursday or should I say #blastfromthepastday ;)
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Sometimes you need a good laugh.
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Today’s the day.
I guess I have to be that person who posts this.
Happy #Furiday!
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I halfway condone arson :3
But never fuelly >:3
Hehehe