Stanford Pines - Blog Posts

he so dumb

this did NOT do good on tictok

Some fire art 👅

Goofy ahh traditional art I made 😈

It was for charity.. trust..

Muahahaha, I made some art and made it my banner because it's sigma, I finished this in a rush since my brothers girlfriend wanted to see 👀

This is awkward... This man is held down again... Thank you @candycatfalls for creating the most inspiring international holidays!

Oh no! Who would pin down poor Ford for @candycatfalls's Ford gets held down day? Keep reading to find out...

"No one likes your boring ass moth collection!"

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These dorks are here to beat you up

He is under a lot of stress... Let him relax!

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They just can't agree on ANYTHING can they?

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...Guys...? What did you do? Do you have a man in your basement?

And is he..... ...You know......

✧˖° Capable of listening to reason? °˖✧

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His PHDs did not prepare him for this shit...

Finally! A trustworthy fella. Who wouldn't let him handle their illegal dealings and/or their soul (or something)?

"And remember: Don't drink and drive, but if you do; call me! Buy gold bye!"

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They did it! They broke bad! It would be a shame if they were bickering incompetent buffoons about it...

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(sketch & stuff under the cut)

I tried so hard to render this nicely but somehow I still prefer the sketch...

They did it! They broke bad! It would be a shame if they were bickering incompetent buffoons about it...

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(sketch & stuff under the cut)

I tried so hard to render this nicely but somehow I still prefer the sketch...

So I was rewatching Breaking Bad and... Pardon the word choice but am I cooking?

I just think Stan and Ford would have made amazing meth chefs

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Some very raw sketches from university. Mayhaps, one of them gonna be finished one day and turned into a digital art...

(do not pay attention to the letters at the corners, it was drawn during the classes, heh)

<<Soon the spring will come, bringing it's beautiful warm nights, blooming nature and scent of refreshing...>>

tried drawing the pines family in my style instead of in the show's style (sigh i'm still forced to draw old twinks send help)

you cannot tell me the pines curls is not real

materials: pencil, micro inks, and one old index card from god knows where

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines

Why would Bill be asking you to call it Bizzaremageddon when he immediately called it Weirdmageddon when it started? ("Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!") Does he regret calling it that? Did he not call it that in your universe? Am I overthinking this? Did weirdmageddon have a different start in your universe?? Are the events of weirdmageddon as a whole different??? Am I overthinking this? Probably the last one.

I'm so normal about this.

As per previous posts when prompted (nice alliteration!), neither Weirdmageddon nor Bizzarmageddon have occurred in my dimension. It is in my best interest to ensure they never do. However, as Bill has likely made clear enough, he still intends to invade R34LITY. In that scenario the event will be called Bizzarmageddon.

Av xpt nvgiwgq, Q ascha ai’py wdbv jk hupi gg joiiio mli jstiw wl fhyv qaubraovg. V34PVLG eea g oxezvdg brnuyvih bmbbv uktuveaw beeb cvkow usza xw kulyvr fwqlqtn lytrjvxxcxhe sv bmbpmlk pmw rnlcoet rhpw gnf mkxmx. Oha 46’\ Fvdt’p wchvkhmasbbw ugutkiq lw prmgr brwvvm fw jkfhrh zw.

Are you using tumblr to spy on your ex?? Girl frfr you are out of his league.

📖👓❤️✨

Oh! No worries fellow “Tumblr” user, I use this site to observe the behavior of those within alongside keeping an eye on my “partner” of sorts. No exes are being spied on here. Perhaps there’s another Stanford you mean to accuse?

— Stanford F. Pines

What’s worse, Wierdmageddon or High School?

High School. At least during Weirdmageddon I could ensure the safety of my Earth while staying on the side of safety myself. In High School I’d just end up the target of more antagonistic behavior.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

You deal with Bill on the daily?

...could you ask him how he gets his mascara to look like that

I have asked on multiple occasions and unfortunately he refuses to share his secrets. Claims it’s “NATURAL BEAUTY, BABY!”. I doubt that.

— Stanford F. Pines

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.