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Writing Prompt
Imagine elves have no concept of food poisoning? - Except for like literal poison!
Bard retching, sweaty, face red and making the most pitiful of noises.
Thranduil running out of the room: Get a healer!
Singrid popping her head in and taking one look at her dad: Oh no need he’s fine!
Thranduil: Even so we should still...
Singrid: He’s fine he just has food poisoning again.
Thranduil: Poisoning! .... AGAIN!!!!!
Writing Prompt
Imagine elves don’t know what sunburns are?
Bard, red itchy and peeling skin off: Ow!
Thranduil: Wtf Bard? A-a-are you molting?!!!
Bard: What no?? I just have a sunburn.
Thranduil: The sun... burns you....
Thranduil remembering elves are essentially stars and that he’s touched Bard before: oh no
So everyone knows the hobbits grand discriptions of food- but like can you imagine middle earth experiencing food of other cultures?
Not just each races food (though that would be great) but that of our own earths cultures!
Imagine elves using chopsticks (and messing up the first time!) or hobbits eating tacos or or anything really!!!
Just reactions to food they have never experienced before!!!
Family Discussions
Bilbo talking to Thorin while he’s dying on Ravenhill.
BFF (crying): kiss him !!! He’s dying kiss him!!!
Me: which character are you talking to
BFF: both! Neither! I don’t know!!!
Family Discussions
BFF: I still can’t get over Thorin kicking the dwarves during the troll incident
Me: yeah it was his turn with the brain cell
BFF: oh that’s why you like the dwarves so much theyre dumb !!!
Me (getting ready to refute it - remembers what happens later): okay you got me
Family Discussions
BFF: Elrond is such a dad, does he have children?
Me: oh hoho he has children
BFF: who’s his spouse
Me : oh you won’t see her she already went to Valinor (explains what that is)
BFF: oh so are they divorced or do they like exchange letters?
...
BFF: What about Galadriel does she have kids?
Me: Galadriel is Elronds mother in law
BFF: wait what!!!! How!!?!?!
Family Discussions
Second hobbit movie - Laketown scene
BFF: Are those pugs?!?? What are pugs doing here!! Are there pugs in the book?
Family Discussions
After watching the first hobbit movie
Me: Elrond has the patience of a saint
BFF : yeah but I somehow feel like Lindir has to put up with more bs
Me(internally): she understands
Family Discussions
BFF: so does Galadriel show up in the Hobbit
Me: wait for it
(A minute after pressing play Galadriel shows up)
BFF: wwhhhhhaaattttt ?!?!??
Family Discussions
I’m finally introducing my BFF to the hobbit - my next posts will be the wierd stuff she says during the movies
You know for posterity
Bard (After pack bonding with Thranduil): I would die for you
Legolas(freaking out on the inside): please don’t Ada will be sad
Me: loving the humans pack bond trope
Also me: loving The Hobbit
Bard: I would die for you.
Thanduil (screaming internally and already in love): I’ve only known you a week!
You know the “girl falls to Middle Earth” trope ? Does anyone know a good fanfic of this IN REVERSE?!?? I just love the idea of elves reacting to things especially music!
Thanks in advance!
This is a way how posters should be made. Look at this bloody art, look, you can see everything and nothing (can't spoiler anything but if you watched the movie, you know) and it gives you such a good vibes that you literally can feel the wind in hair and smell of the adventure.
I love LOTR movies and their movie posters are iconic, but the movies are not abot fancy heads of lead actors and glowing fog.
Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result
Small child Fili is insistent on sleeping with his knife collection at night and has even taken to sneaking them under his pillows and Dis and Thorin are at their wits end bc he keeps nicking himself in his sleep and whats more Kili will outgrow his crib soon and need to share Fili’s bed and knives added to the mix is just a disaster waiting to happen. They try to coax Fili and get him to leave his knives on the nightstand (“look, you can still see them right there, ok dear?”) but nothing works and he’s a shrieking mess and wont go to sleep for ANYTHING but his knives.
Everyone is at their wit’s end when its Dwalin who comes up with a solution: using his sewing skills (which are actually pretty good, even Dori thinks so) he fashions a bean-filled doll that resembles the knife Fili’s father gave him (the prize of Fili’s collection, naturally) and gives it to the lad. Everyone holds their breath and thinks its not gonna work but Fili is over the moon and the doll is his new best friend (after Kili of course).
He takes it everywhere and tries to feed it soup at dinner and of course he sleeps with it, being extra careful to keep his collection on the nightstand so his doll doesn’t get hurt. He names it Zugragur (khuzdul constructed diminutive of blade, so like “Bladey”) and he still has it to this day
Since it’s pretty canon and both Kili and thorin were less then attractive to their own people, do you think the fact that they both ended up with partners outside of their race turned into like a royal talking point?
Like they’re just living life then some asshole is like “you’re so ugly you couldn’t even get a dwarf to love you” type shit
Idk I’m just thinking of potential assholes to put into fanfics for drama, take it however you want
Source : soursoppi
brought to you by the question: “what if elves had paws?”
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Found this in my 3rd year assignements storage and since I'm in my Tolkien phase it's only fair that I share it here
Here are a few doodles eheh
Funny story
When I was seventh grade, we read The Hobbit. Now like usual when it came to older books, I was the only kid who liked it whilst other favored books that were rubbish. Anyways, whenever we finished a book the teacher would see if there was a movie, so we were watching the first Hobbit movie when Fili and Kili come on screen Which led to all the girls freaking out over Kili whilst I sat in the back saying to myself, "What about Fili? He's beautiful too." And that's the story about how I was the only girl in my class that liked Fili (and also became obsessed with Tolkien and his books).
okay i’m reading the hobbit for the first time and yeah i’ve already watched the movies and i knew tauriel was movie canon only…is Bard also only canon in the movies??
maybe i just haven’t gotten to him bcuz im still on chapter 11 but…they’ve already left laketown LMAOOO this is crazy
Just a quick Bilbo
What was your favorite thing to draw when you were a kid?
Dragons. Anything with dragons.
ANYTHING with Dragons
I wonder if I'm still slightly obsessed with dragons...
Nah!
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