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Gandalf asexual confirmed
All I really want out of life is Evangeline Lilly's updo
Martin and Benedict pointing at each other at the Hobbit premiere.
Now he's just fucking with us.
The entirety of Tumblr
Uh. Uh. I don't know. @totallyreadytomessthingsup
Uh. Uh. I don't know. @totallyreadytomessthingsup
stranger things spoilers
the hobbit and lotr spoliers
with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:
eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo
stranger things spoilers
imagine eddie, dying, being held in dustin’s arms. he’s joking around like he does. maybe he knows he’s dying and he’s trying to make dustin smile one more time. maybe he doesn’t know.
but somewhere in that goofy final monologue, the tone changes. he gets a bit more somber and drops his smile as he looks up at the red sky, just past dustin’s gaze. and he simply says, “i see fire”. (i know it’s cheesy but come on. lord of the rings.)
mostly because, as he said, he left the burning shire and went straight to the fires of mordor, but steve robin and nancy were also burning vecna.
that’s all. i hope it makes sense.
Middle Earth themed studies
The Shire in Winter! 🎄☃❄🍻
Can they make electric guitar noises too??
In The Silmarillion it’s said that the Ainur sounds like organs and lute and trumpets when singing before the theme but my question is: can they make dubstep noises??
In The Silmarillion it’s said that the Ainur sounds like organs and lute and trumpets when singing before the theme but my question is: can they make dubstep noises??
Bilbo Bolson - The Hobbit
guess who bought paper thats ACTUALLY meant for watercolors🤠👍
Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?
Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead
Elrond :...
Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?
Thranduil : coming back inside
Elrond : No-
In Bilbo's defense, I, too, would have been quite upset if a person I just met invited 13 strangers to my house without telling me, and they all started rearranging my house while eating literally every speck of food I have in my kitchen, then came up with a song on the fly poking fun at me and how strict I'm being.
This is basically what happened.
im back and writing headcannons
hello everyone im baaaack (yeah just when school is starting ik lmao)
so ive been writing for some years now, and it's been a while since i hadn't had a chance to write again. i kinda miss it i guess?
i'll happily write any headcannons you ask, sfw or nsfw! 😋
i do write for a bunch of fandoms but just ask me lmao
red dead redemption 2
Star trek
marvel
lord of the Rings and the hobbit
overwatch
fablehaven
music bands (mostly rock and metal)
Harry Potter
uhhh ill probably write some others when I'll think of them but ask me xD
Please tell me i’m not insane
I was listening to The Milk Carton by Madilyn Mei, and I fully realized, this is Sameise Gamgee’s song.
From the entire message of leaving home and being terrified yet enthralled, to the messages about seeing things only heard of in stories and realizing the true intensity of them, and trying your best to stay there for the one you support, and that knowledge that even if you do return home somehow, it will never be the same. Even the lines of “You can still win, just gotta be faster” falls into the reassurance for Frodo. Hell, even the “Something tells me kid never learned to swim, can I do anything when i’m also drowning?” fits Sam’s entire internal conflict SO FUCKING WELL??? I have no idea if this was intentional or if i’m reading WAYYYY too far into this, but please tell me what you all think!!
(Following are the main lyrics that stood out to me as Sam’s song!!)
Redoing the farm…again!
Whelp, I’m progressing backwards folks
It’s that time of year where I go back into my Tolkien coma, and only consume LotR and Hobbit content for an undetermined length of time. If you need me, I’ll be in the void.
Help me, Bilbo Baggins. You’re my only hope.
“My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots.”
Or, if you’re in a hurry,
“Sup nerds!”
“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
Thinking about bagginshield and how Hobbits don't really have kings, they have a Thrain, sure (I think that's how it's spelt) but that's not a king
That's just sort of the guy who gives a second opinion and helps them organise things
But I imagine that to a dwarf, that's who they'd consider the Hobbit king
And so I'm thinking about the company finding out how Bilbo is the Thrain's grandson and them all immediately being concerned about how Thorin had been treating the Hobbit "prince" the first few months of the adventure and "oh no, does the Hobbit King know that King Thorin has been dallying with their prince? What about the marriage contracts? We haven't made any peace treaties! We stole their prince! Is there gonna be a war from this?!" (Their only example of Hobbits has been Bilbo "I will stab an Ork Warg for you despite the fact you hate me" Baggins, they don't know Bilbo is an outlier among even the Tooks) (Or the fact that Hobbits are a little... promiscuous in nature and that there was probably none of Bilbo's virtue left for Thorin to sully, it's most likely the other way around)
#virginThorinSupremacy
Anyway, I just think it'd be a little funny for them to find out that Bilbo is kind of high up in the social standings of Hobbits
Kili was actually the first one to find the kitten. Bilbo would later take the kitten (which he named “Buttons”, which Kili thought was ridiculous) to show to other wounded dwarves to cheer them up, and Buttons became a healing cat. But at the end of the day it would always return to Kili.
Wow, I can’t believe so many people support me in my art! I truly am grateful, and you’re all wonderful people. I don’t have anything exciting to offer but some of my own drawings and prints. Thank you so much guys.
Prizes:
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