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at the crown of eternal sunlight
day 3 of dying and dying and dying and dying
drew @birdiebrunch ‘s drista design because its super fun <3
i just think it’d funny if o!ranboo just has no problem with o!tommy visiting the nether roof so take this messy comic
More OSMP Headcanons!
Wilbur didn't have abusive as much as he did neglectful parents, so when Tommy (5) and Technoblade (10) paid his house a visit, they took one look around and decided "yup he's ours now".
Tommy cried a lot as a kid. Not necessarily out of sadness, that was just how he reacted to very emotional situations. When he was older, it turned to yelling because he didn't like the pity he got before.
Tommy didn't bother to make his own views on government, but looked at Wilbur getting into it and went "no king <3".
He went with Techno's ideology, "I seriously couldn't give a fuck as long as it isn't bothering me".
Niki was found as a 12 year old in the lake, and was the only kid Phil needed no persuading to keep. She was a sweetheart.
Ranboo is a jerk but. Different, depending on who he's with. He's a lovable asshole with Bench Trio, but just an actual jerk with everyone else. He has favorites.
Tubbo and Ranboo act like they hate each other, so it was a surprise to everyone when they announced they were (platonically) married.
Scott crash-landed from the stars onto the SMP when he was younger, and claimed homophobia whenever Phil tried to get him to leave. So he stayed.
Phil's the resident father figure and canon 911 so he gets no sleep and needs to be paid more. He loves them though.
Fundy’s just a random kid Wilbur picked off the streets, he's barely younger than him. Wilbur refused to let him go.
Technoblade spent a lot of his childhood looking after Tommy, so once Tommy had friends and family that could take care of him, and he was old enough, Techno left to wander the world.
Wilbur flickers from invisible to solid when he's agitated/sad, so people take objects from him when he's feeling intense emotion.
Niki's like Ranboo's big sister, and tends to mediate all the fights he gets himself into. (A lot of them). She's the only reason he's on speaking terms with like half the server.
Ranboo and Tommy met before they met Tubbo, on one of Ranboo's few trips to the Overworld he was allowed when he was younger. They kept in touch through letters and sneaking out.
Ranboo's a prince, but ran away to live his own life. He didn't know many survival skills, and refuses to accept help.
Technoblade and Tommy were attached at the hip when they were younger, and Wilbur got jealous sometimes.
Techno insisted on Tommy being named Theseus, just because he loved the name. He calls Wil Icarus. He refuses to tell him why.
Tommy introduced Tubbo and Ranboo, it was hatred at first sight <3 (then they got married).
Ranboo's of the firm belief that money can buy happiness, actually. He throws expensive shit at his friends to cheer them up.
Charlie is God. That's it. That's the headcanon.
Ranboo looks up to Phil a lot, despite how he acts. He desperately wants to make the best father figure he's had proud.
There is in fact, not a designated "responsible friend" in the Bench Trio. The title is passed with the braincell like a game of hot potato from Tubbo to Ranboo depending on the situation, with it grazing Tommy every now and then
Tubbo: hey big T, do you think I could fit in the washing machine?
Tommy: I dunno, let’s-
Ranboo: let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home
Tommy: Ranboo, this is my brother.
Tommy: Wil, this is my Ranboo. Wait-
Ranboo: Hi, I'm his Ranboo! :D
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Techno: Ranboo.
Ranboo: Yeah?
Techno, gesturing at his chest: Explain.. that.
Ranboo, looking down at Tommy who's wrapped around him like a koala: Oh! He just does this sometimes.
Phil: . . . What mate?
Ranboo, smiling: Yeah! I think he may be asleep though, so could you guys try to be quiet?
Phil, whispering: What the fuck.
tubbo: nice rock.
ranboo: tommy gave it to me.
tommy: i threw it at you.
ranboo: he’s very sweet.
tommy : what happened to bros before hoes
tubbo : but it’s ranboo ~
tommy : …fair enough, have a nice day
ranboo : d-did you just
ranboo : did you just call me a h o e
/rp
And now your weekly compilation of weird ass dream smp quotes (7):
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Tommy: I love boobs
Wilbur: Fuck Tommy you said love!!!!
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Tommy: oh I was trying to avoid the 'E' in craft
Wilbur: There is no 'E' in craft!
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[As Tubbo, Tommy, Niki and Jack scream behind him]
George: ITS NOT LORE!
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[Ranboo joined the game]
Ghostbur: fuck off
Ranboo: K
[Ranboo left the game]
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Tommy: what is a violent salamander?
Tommy: its got a gamer tag
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Bonus:
Tommy on camera: DRUGS, SEX, WOMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Tommy off camera: Why hello sir, it is nice to meet you. I'll have your daughter home by 8 :)
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“Tommyinnit: If you had to choose between Tubbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Ranboo: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Tubbo: Ranboo! Tommyinnit: 63 cents. Ranboo: I’ll take the money. Tubbo: RANBOO!!!”
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"First I steal their friend then I ruin their twitch career, that's what I do, it's the old one two"
- Ranboo talking about Tommy
“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”
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Tubbo: You are the definition of a bad genetic pool!
Tommy: Hey don’t say that to a man!
Tubbo: Oh you’re right I retract it…actually no i don’t. Cry. Cry. Give me some tears.
Ranboo: I will make my eyes drier actually.
Tubbo: Oh god no stop blink please
Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.
god dream having talked about how he was a bad kid and did a lot of stupid stuff and made life stressful for his parents and feeling like a burden to people but bad willing to give him a second chance when he was younger and unbanning him on a server and that turning into bad taking dream under his wing and helping him through some of the worst parts of his life (dream’s own words) and bad offering dream the money that was meant to go towards his rent in order to help dream start his youtube career and help this little kid he met on a minecraft server and watched grow up chase his dreams and now dream doing the same for the young creators he meets from letting tommy onto the smp despite his reputation of being a nuance and now being one of the first people tommy comes to when he needs advice or a guiding hand, or him whitelisting ranboo, a newbie streamer with little to no connections, because he saw potential in him and helping to open so many doors,,, just the way that dream’s motto is bring your friends with you and uplift the people around you because that’s what bad did for him :(
tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.
ranboo: you've come to the right person.
Phil: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Techno: Language
Tommy: Yeah Phil, watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT TOMMY THE FUCK WORD?
Tubbo: 'The fuck word'
Ranboo: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phil: Oh my gods he censored it
Tubbo: Say fuck, Ranboo
Tommy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Dream, standing on a chair: The floor is hating Tubbo!
Tommy: *Leaps into Wilbur’s arms*
Wilbur: *Climbs onto the file cabinet while carrying Tommy*
Ranboo: *Jumps up on the windowsill*
Niki: *Sits gingerly on the table*
Puffy: *Lounges on a chair with her legs on the table*
Tubbo: *Lies on the floor*
Everyone: Tubbo nO-
Ranboo, to Tubbo: My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Tommy, motioning to himself and Tubbo: No no no no no, Big Man, TWO idiots.
Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Ranboo: *crouches down*
Tommy: *sits on the floor*
Tubbo: I hate both of you.
Technoblade: The person who said the phrase 'be yourself' hadn't met you, Tommy
Ranboo, jumping in immediately: Be someone better.