Transformers G1 - Blog Posts

SIXSHOT from Transformers The Manga 02, story by Masumi Kaneda, art by Ban Magami. 1987.

At least G1 Megatron was respectful enough to not damage the statue unlike Bay! Megatron 🤣

holy fucking god im skipping around in dark of the moon and megatron just did hte fucking 

✈️ Slutty airplanes ✈️

skystar comic sketch in which skyfire conveniently forgets that he is in fact an aircraft

Soundwave and his childrens lol

keep on!

This deserve way more interactions.

Oppy but make it skybound

humanformers Optimus ideas got me in a chokehold and i had to get it out of my system before i implode--

+bonus comic:

EDIT: i made a post for megs' design

I'm free-

Gets hits with the feels for a character-

kinktober 03 : gags

@tf-kinktober2024

Skywarp: Bet you're mom abandoned you

Starscream: Oh my mom died long ago.

Skywarp: Yeah well I'd also die to get away from you

Starscream: I killed her to relieve her from her misery and the loss of a functional mind. And to save myself.

Skywarp: HOLY FRAGGING PRIMUS I WAS JOKING

Skywarp: Dude I'm concerned am I next?

Bumblebee: We have you surrounded you murderer!

Starscream: I'm not a murderer I'm a killer

Bumblebee lowers weapon: Wait there's a difference? What's the difference?

Hot rod: I'm not smart enough to answer that. Just ask Starscream-- AND HE'S GETTING AWAY

Starscream ran away as soon as their attention was away from him.

Being near Him automatically lowers your brain cells.

Gosh I love my random brain, never stop being whatever tf you are

Knockout: I headcannon that....

Starscream: Well I have a cannon to my head

Knockout: Megatron's not even here... HOLY SHI--

Megatron just lurking in the door way

That one meme but Starscream (probs au but could be anything)

Bumblebee joking with Starscream: Looks like someone has daddy issues

Starscream: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY

(Megatron: Hey you're not allowed to swear yet. You're grounded for 2 days now.)

Windblade: Starscream why are you calling

Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.

Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!

Later

Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots

Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth

Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!

Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen

Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger

Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem

Windblade: Not the right time Chromia

I'm at work (not really I'm too young) and Starscream is the only thing keeping me awake.

I'm honestly getting better at poses just need to find a way to make the head fit in (I had to glue the face on top of the old one) for the big one.

Au idea that's similar to one Deadpool comic

Kind of plays with the 4th wall breaker Starscream but in a completely different direction.

As in due to his immortal spark being like a constant in every universe you have this one flux where they all are in eachothers bodies for a split second.

They've seen the other dimensions, they understood what it was and then bam it was gone just like that. They can't recall what they witnessed or what secrets they came across.

Except for one of the Starscreams who now is aware of the other dimensions and also the writers and us the audience.

He can't see us or talk to us though. But he's become less energetic to everything until he cracks under the pressure of knowing his pain is simply for amusement and starts to find a way to reach us/writers to extract his revenge.

And he has a sword (very important, this is).

Also he has this glitchy power I don't know exactly what it would do but I feel like he'd be able to glitch his body to other dimensions whilst still being active in his so he can't be hit most of the time (there will be a massive drawback obviously, can't make it that easy).

Having non transformer fan friends can be really hilarious sometimes

Cause we can easily tell apart every character but they can't

So sometimes it leads to a really funny interaction like this one I had recently-

Friend who is scrolling and see's a transformer edit

Sends it to me

Friend: "Look it's Starscreamer" (Yes the -er- at the end always happens it's vital to them)

Me an intellectual: "Dude that's not him, that's Optimus, he literally doesn't even have wings"

Friend: "They look the same it's close enough"

Me: "HOW!?"

My 4th wall Starscream but he can now travel dimensions.

He's blasting every Megatron with a rocket launcher as that universes Starscream is getting beat up.

Whilst wearing shades of course.

He'd just be like "You're very welcome, now do you need therapy or would that just make it worse" but just pops out of existence straight away.

But if it was SG it would be hilarious like -

My Starscream popping out of a portal, rocket launcher at hand "Fear not weaker and more pathetic me I sha... WAIT WHAT THE FRAG IS THIS!!!!!?????"

And then you have Megatron just grilling Starscream to take a break and have some energon (concerned father moment).

"FRAG NOW I'M JEALOUS! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS! FRAG YOU!!"

Pops out of existence whilst Megatron and Starscream are frozen.

But he pops back in a few seconds after, head poking out shouting "I hope you have a happy life as well bye!"

Gaslighting my sister to believe transformers are real

Me:" Yeah transformers are so cool it's sad we have to wait 100 years for them to come"

My sister: "Their real?"

"Yeah obviously"

And with utter horror etched on her face she goes "But then they will destroy houses"

"No that's only in movies and shows."

"Okay, so does that mean Starscream is real" and also goes "I hope Megatron isn't real(damn)"

And I was like "oh they're probably not real it's just gonna be some robots that we don't know"

"Well I hope Starscream is real"

"I do too cause I wanna jus--"

"High five him"

"Yeahhhhh lot's of high fives"

Headcanon/au or whatever idk how to explain

So we all know how Starscream always changes his frame in the comics.

What if it was not only due to finding what feels right for him but also due to his immortal spark.

His clone Sunstorm has his own powers but I feel like it doesn't ruin his body as it let's the radioactivity be released. Whilst in Starscream's case the only way to release his energy would be to die and we all know how much he stops that from happening.

So with barely any release his spark slowly deteriorates his current body but not in a really gory way simply that functions will lag and maybe if left to long energon would slowly burst inside of him like when we get a bloody nose but for him his eyes may burst.

But he changes frame so much that it never got to the point where his whole body exploded and all the other times it was brushed off as damage due to fights (Megatron).

And the energy does still get released as he's died a few times but nobody knew cause they simply changed his frame in I guess a spark transfer as a last resort and it worked every time.

So I just found out I reached 1000 likes a while ago so uh yeah

There's also a lack of starscream here so 'chucks rushed drawing'

Yeah I don't know how to do the rendering cause I've never watched videos but it is what it is

Also one without the yellow under cut

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

Finally got to do drawings and I'm practicing poses with Starscream ofc, it's easier with robots anyway.

Learning how to draw metalhawk cause I need to draw some interactions with him and star when I improve.

I don't know what I was planning for the top drawing but the colours low-key work just in a weird way.

Starscream: "They say that primus gives his hardest battles to his favourites or something like that."

"That's some bullshit cause I be getting the most horrible thing happening to me daily. Like cut me some slack ain't nobody built for that much less me."

"And Thundercracker said to me -well maybe you are primus' favourite-."

"Bro I'm nobody's favourite nobody even loves me do you think primus himself would."

"He must be like Megatron with the oh you're vital and important to me so I'm gonna beat you up to the point you can only imagine me dead, which definitely isn't what's happening to me, cause the only way I'd be a favourite is if it's for entertainment from my pain"

We as a society don't talk about Starscream calling cliffjumper papa in that one G1 episode enough.

Heck I'll even try to learn how to write a story out of this.

Short as hell dad and their tall ass son is my new favourite trope now.

Not even a trope I'm making this up with 4h sleep all week so I'll probably make a crack meme of this. If I remember. I'll probably not even remember writing this. (By not even a trope I just mean not exactly common in media and if it is they are like background characters not in rl)

Homophobic!!? Nah I'm homosexual

Starscream probably if he saw the meme

Could work the other way around if he's trying to deny it but we know it ain't true

Starscream trying to redeem himself song

I'm sorry but man the lyrics are really like Starscream actually trying to make amends but due to his self destructive tendencies he keeps failing. He also wants everyone to know he is actually wanting to change but doesn't know how to.

"I swear, I will die trying" literally cannon because everytime he has changed or become a hero he dies, straight away sometimes.

"I'm not a good person, I'm bearly a person at all" cannon cause I say so and let me explain. He knows he's an asshole and sometimes he purposely acts like one for reasons. And in some of the darkest versions of Megatron's and Starscream's relationship he is quite literally a slave to Megatron and a "whipping boy" actual quote from Starscream and it makes me sick.

4th Wall breaking Starscream moments would be hilarious PT.2

Soundwave and Starscream are just standing side by side in the nemesis whilst Megatron is talking about a new plan to destroy the autobots.

Starscream to us: Now you want to know why Soundy is standing right next to me. And no it's not cause we are supposed to. Listen hear and don't tell anyone I told you this or otherwise I'll be banned from the 4th wall. This guy right here can read minds but only at a close proximity like we are in now. See the producers have never made it clear, those lazy afts, I really hate their fleshy guts.

And then you slowly see Soundwave facing Starscream with absolute horror.

And after a whole minute Starscream goes: Wait if he can read minds. And I just broke the 4th wall. And the scene didn't pause. And he's standing right next to me. And he always reads my mind that means. Oh frag.

But during this part the scene did freeze so Soundwave didn't hear that part. Starscream is hyperventilating worried he'll be experimented with.

Soundwave is concerned. Cause he thinks starscream has gone full schizophrenic mode and not half anymore.