Weird Thoughts - Blog Posts

So I was searching on how many years has it been since America's independence and this was the following "People Also Ask" section

*Died Nov. 6, 2012*

Wonder what happened

Just a thought

When you have an idea for something but don't act upon it, like say write a story, that idea will be put in someone else's mind in hopes that that person will act upon it. Maybe. Probably

No one will ever see, feel, experience things the you do. You are the only one that experiences the world that way. You will never be able to fully explain exactly how you feel about something.

Now isn't that a head fuck

In the cars movies, cars are the primary form of life on their earth-like world. We've seen that plenty of earth history and stories are reflected there in recognizable ways.

While it never came up in the cars movies, we know what their skinwalkers look like. We have movies and toys and tv shows about them.

Imagine being a car, driving down an empty road at night, when you see a meteor strike not too far off the road. Deciding to investigate, you find a large metal object embedded in the smoldering ground. Carefully approaching, a light suddenly shines from the object and passes over you, before suddenly the metal object falls over and turns into a perfect copy of you, save for a strange purple emblem as a hood ornament. As you back away in fear, it changes again... Into an enormous creature with tree-like growths instead of wheels, standing on two trunks instead of horizontal like most creatures you've ever heard of. This terrifying vertical monstrosity then aims a glowing appendage towards you, before a flash of light and sound sends you into unending darkness.

Back on the road, a car returns from the crater and drives away, leaving a smoldering wreck behind.

In other words, cybertronians, transformers? They're the skinwalkers of the cars world.

What are books but a fanfiction of reality?

Older Disney movies, too.

They were heavy on the marriage trope, as well...

Has anyone else had that weird urge to eat an entire container of chocolate chip ice cream at 2 am or is it just me?

Don't you hate it when-....when....uhhh *stares at the person I'm talking to for 5 minutes trying to remember what I was about to say*

What if your hands had smaller hands?

Bees in my hand

Bees in my brain

Bees in the sand

Bees go insane

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goals:

To be so intimidating that I'll look cool no matter what I'm doing, I could be kicking you're ass while also explaining the rules of D&D and made it look good

A simple human I am

Commit tax fraud I must

You know what

I'm 'bout a frickin

*apocalypse noises*

I'm gonna start posting the random phrases that come up in my head

The big bang is GAY

I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe

Michael Jackson and the Joker are so scarily similar it's jarring