Latest Posts by 17-rats-in-a-trenchcoat - Page 2

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

tumblr staff have...

allowed false flags of 100% sfw posts made by transfem users (and blacklisted trans-adjacent tags)

taken away basic accessibility features in an effort to tiktok-ify tumblr

pushed tumblr live, a feature users actively dislike which is mostly unused and overrun by spambots, that also collects all of your data

allowed ads that can literally kill people via flashing / strobing lights, even if the person had it filtered, despite user complaints, with the ceo even saying people with epilepsy should "just buy ad free" in response to concern over potential death or serious injury from such ads

STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! stop trying to make crab day or whatever else happen. paying for stuff from the shop is rewarding them for ignoring the userbase continuously and doing things the majority don't want, even if the things they're doing and allowing can cause actual deaths. staff shouldn't be praised and get profit for ignoring their users in exchange for trying to turn tumblr into twitter 2 ft. tiktok. at this point i don't even care for "staff are people 🥺 be nice" arguments, because even when people are being very polite in feedback, they're perfectly fine ignoring it in exchange for implementing changes nobody wants or asked for, all because new users may like it more (and forget anyone who's used the site for years, apparently).

leave bad reviews. don't buy things from the shop. send feedback, even if they never reply. email them and @ the staff, send asks to the wip blog. don't just blindly buy into "we need to support the site, buy xyz shop product", they don't deserve more money for giving a worse product.

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

it’s hard for me to put stuff into a words a lot of the time which is why i mainly only reblog stuff about palestine because they say it much better than i ever can

but i’m running out of things to reblog. people are losing interest and moving on to the next social justice thing they can pretend to care about.

please never stop caring. please please please never stop caring.

please keep boycotting. please keep calling reps. please keep reblogging, posting, please keep being angry about this.

we need to be angry about this.

free palestine, motherf*ckers 🇵🇸

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

God gives his hardest battles to his silliest soldiers. (A gluten allergy to a noodle lover) smh

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

I love Adam so much, I want to pick him up by his ankles and slam him against a wall sideways like a wet rag 🫶

I find the idea of putting John & Amanda in just normal every day situations so fucking funny like. Them on an airplane, them going thru a drive thru, them going to jury duty… the possibility are endless. Billy is also always there

it’s ok blåhaj, mommy and mommy are just wrestling right now

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

PLEASE

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

fuck it we crawl 🐛

you could say jackie yellowjackies was the ultimate girldinner

Just noticed the change on his shirt 💀

Assigned Horse at Patriarchy

I've DONE the silly little skincare I've DONE the silly little masks I've DONE the silly little scrubs WHERE IS THE CLOWN TO TAKE MY SKIN

Not me going through all of your recent posts and reblogging half of them 😭

Slay girly

jon using his eye powers : chat is this real?

You call it dermatillomania I call it a constant jane prentiss cosplay

Screaming sobbing crying over the fact Tim Stoker isn’t real and I can’t fuck him

Guess who just got out of the psych ward!!!!!!

I’m no longer safe here

Hi I got physically attacked the other day by a family member after he started a nasty screaming match (again) about trans people being rapists. He threw a bowl of hot food and a fork as hard as he could into the back of my head as I was leaving.

Since it’s reached physical violence, i’m no longer safe here, and I gotta get me and my cats out of here. I got some options, and once i’m settled somewhere I can find a new job, but I need help to get out first, so I set up a GFM.

Please donate or reblog if you can, I gotta get out asap.

Almost started crying while listening to mag 119. Like holy fucking shit

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

the mayfair neighbourhood watch members when they forgot they live in mayfair and have to spend every meeting talking about entity hijinks instead of traffic or whatever

Spreading the word