Gives You A Thumbs Up And Sparkle-like Effects Surround It And I Get Scared Cus It Never Did That Before

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world