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I wish Amazon treated their workers better but you have to admit that it’s kinda funny
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Fuck you Poseidon, this man is going sailing with his son.
*after the events of the odyssey*
*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*
(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)
telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*
telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*
odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?
telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance
odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me
telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*
*both make it to the docks*
odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship
*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*
odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.
*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*
odysseus: good.
odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*
odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?
telemachus: *happy but very confused*
telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?
Fandom pro tip: engage with fandom based on what you love, not what you hate. Goes for ships and characters, plot points etc.
AW SHIT THEY FOUND HIM-
i blame my lack of decisiveness on this post. I’d say get a room but I’m scared if they do.
there is no angel and devil on my shoulder. There is a Dabi and a Hawks and they're too busy kissing to tell me what to do.
I’m Christian and this should probably offend me but this is kinda funny ngl.
Ok this is an important post. It’s about the issue of ‘aging up’ characters.
When I read a fic or smau containing teenage characters and crack-
It’s weird.
“They’re ages up so it’s fine”
…Your technically still writing abt teens having sex-
Mostly, it’s just suggestive themes. It usually isn’t said aloud but still. I’ve seen fics of teenage anime boys fucking y/n. They’re all ‘aged up’ but you can’t deny that it’s strange.
Just because these people are fictional doesn’t mean it’s ok. Just because you change a character’s age doesn’t change that the character is a minor.
If fics of teenage characters are made, they should be limited to (2nd) second base. Overall, writing about teens shouldn’t be like writing smut.
“But it’s what irl teens do-“
No. Some do have sex. But others don’t. All teens shouldn’t. The consensual age is usually 16-19 but ethically it should be 21.
Idk
At first, I thought it was “ehhhhh” but then I saw a post explaining it. And huh. Thinking about it, it is weird. Veryyyyy weird. I can’t find the post anymore so I just wrote my own.
Someone write this from Tokoyami’s pov please-
heyy can i request texts with hawks after a hero with a shadow like quirk is helping tokoyami with dark shadow so she’s kinda taking him away from hawks and how he would react, that’d be so funny to imagine. then hawks understands better why tokoyami spends time with you, you’re not so bad after all. thank u so much!!
heeyyy thank you for this silly request this feels like tokoyami and his divorced parents sharing custody HEHE
family fun // hawks
Ok maybe I should say something lgbtqia+ related but
KRAMERRRR
My parents let me watch Seinfeld when I was younger (not those episodes) and I loved it. Still do.
Kramer was/is one of my favorite characters in the whole show. Ya gotta love him.
Hell yeah
The fun thing is, I’ve just begun to read Austen’s work and I love it.
Does it give me a headache trying to comprehend the grammar of her time?
Yes.
But it is so worth it.
Eat shit Stacey
WRONG! stacy shall be executed after the revolution
We need to make America villains great again.
Boop :3
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Imagine:
Sherlock: So John. Let me get this straight, you are now pursuing a PhD in biotech.
John: (sweating) Yes. Yes I am.
Sherlock: (grabbing John’s shoulders and looking him in the eye) And you’re dating Tom Watson.
John: Y-yes.
Sherlock: You know, if you and Tom gee married and you take his last name, you’d be Mr. Watson.
Sherlock: (crazy laugh) And that means if you get a PhD- You’d be Dr. Watson.
Sherlock: (shaking John’s shoulders) ITS THE NARRATIVE JOHN, ITS AFTER ME, ITS AFTER ME-
Somewhat ooc but I feel like this would be his breaking point.
When Mycroft tells him his name is now Mycroft, I feel like he’ll [Sherlock] start crying and banging his fist on the table while Mycroft laughs like a maniac.
In fact, this Mycroft will start a gentleman’s club [maybe like a party club or something for the modern era] just to rub salt in the wound. It would be a popular club too.
Another addition: If we’re going by ‘fanon’ Sherlock Holmes, we can imagine that Sherlock’s parents adopt a girl…
EMOLA HOLMES
The narrative is inevitable
An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.
Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.
(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)
John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.
It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.
Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.
His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.
His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.
He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.
Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.
Best movie idea in all of history
This is the best idea in the history of film.
Funny thing is, all the goons end up being loyal as hell because of this. They know their boss treats them right so they earn it with their loyalty and respect.
Think of it like;
Jason: Jump.
Goons: How high?
It’s built on trust.
Jason Todd with his goons:
Someone write an AO3 or Wattpad for this please 😭 this is gold-
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
Have you ever hand-washed dishes, no gloves just a sponge, and got the ick from the dishes?
Like, the leftover food stuck on the plates. The sauce and grease.
Idk I don’t wear gloves while washing dishes so 🤷
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