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I want to metaphorically jump off a building and see who catches me. But at least I'm self aware enough to not do that.
Me: "I'm going to set myself a reminder so I don't forget about this thing later" proceeds to forgets to set reminder and forget about plan later.
Me the next day: "I feel like I forgot something... Oh shit!"
when ppl ask why i want to start t and i can't tell them it's bc i wanna throw 90
Me: *just vibing*
Someone: *knocks on the door*
Me: AHHHHH PEOPLE! I MUST CLEAN THE HOUSE! SWEEP THE FLOOR! THROW AWAY THAT STALE PLATE OF CHEETOS! *peeks out curtain*
Me: Oh, It's just the mailman. *goes back to vibing*
i wanna post selfies but i only take them when my nose bleeds it’s the only time i’m hot
i hope the future waits up for the rest of us to catch up. a lot of my friends (myself included) are aspiring artists and writers. unfortunately, AI is encroaching on our creative space before we even have time to bloom…
This is why my mom is telling me to study as a nurse and head to the states. Not exactly against it but man am I afraid of medschool-
Have you ever hand-washed dishes, no gloves just a sponge, and got the ick from the dishes?
Like, the leftover food stuck on the plates. The sauce and grease.
Idk I don’t wear gloves while washing dishes so 🤷
