I'm writing absolute trash and its all your problems now | 19 | Any/all, almost certainly transfem | EST Ohioan corn dweller
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Latest Posts by dbug113 - Page 3
Am I weird for having my blog basically be my home feed? Like almost everything I get on that section I go “yea I’ll reblog that”
Does anyone care my blog is my random scatter brained nonsense?
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
yes, it is a perfectly normal cisgender desire to get jealous when looking at cute lesbian couples and yearn so hard it physically hurts to be a girl.
I saw you, you were cute, my neurons activated, I pressed the follow button.
I’ve been gaining a weirdly large amount of followers. What brining you all to me? My neurodivergence? The fact that I’m a useless lesbian who can’t get a gf for the world? Please do tell me why you follow me, I wanna be as weird and annoying as possible to all of you
I took steampunk with a few subclass levels in random fetish. if I am left alone for more than 20 minutes i *will* invent something heinous and it *will* be all of my friends' problems.
I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?
A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.
A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.
Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.
Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.
Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.
OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.
A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.
A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.
A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.
Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.
Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.
Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.
I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.
So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?
the cycle
i wake up "reblog this post NOW STOP SCROLLING REBLOG THIS OR YOU'RE A HEARTLESS MONSTER YOU COULD LITERALLY SAVE LIVES IM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DONT IMMEDIATELY REBLOG THIS TO EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN" thanks tumblr, i was looking for something to hate myself for today.
this poor dude is hanging onto their gender identity by a string and Tumblr is waving scissors in the air like a pitchfork mob
Foxes on the mind
why are people complaining about the price of eggs? I'm literally right here and you can have me for the low, low price of not treating me like an inconvenience.
If people keep paying me attention I will fall in love with you. This is both a threat and a promise
me when i, when i say something stupid and the uh.. the tumblerers push the dopamine button
apollo, you can put down the dodgeball now. one of my (unrelated) campaigns has devolved into a galactic crusade for a dude named paul. We cant just wholesale do a dune, that was a funny haha, not a request
GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...
me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
ok whos making posts about me again
thinking again about vampirism as disability
United Nations in real life: Noooo you can't do war, we'll be sad and have to wag our finger at you :( United Nations in fiction: We gunned down 26 eldritch horrors this week and we're on our way to kickflip a god.
GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...
reblog to give prev one (1) single lick
Born to create non-osha-compliant mad science machines and mix vibrantly colored mystery chemicals in flasks while cackling maniacally and twitching my cat ears, forced to only be able to meme about it on tumblr
everyone I've seen who encounters HDG goes through one of two processes
or alternatively, and significantly more popularly,
how am I both?
Hello chat
I decided to start writing again, and in the spirit of AuDHD threw out everything i wrote before and started a new project. Now, how do I write a character that isn't in some way shape or form me.
ok who's making memes about me again
Who else?
now what're you implying there
i think the reason forcefem is so popular is because. transition is scary. it's very scary. not just in general, but in the fact you have to be resolved to go through it and grab it with both hands. you can't be passive about it. and wanting things is scary, especially when you've learned to impulsively quash those wants and desires for years.
forcefem isn't just someone holding your hand as you transition. forcefem is someone grabbing onto your hand with an iron grip and forcibly marching you onwards, no matter how scared you are. and the fact that it's not something you chose, but something which is happening to you, makes it somehow less scary. because you don't have to confront any of those scary desires inside you to do it.
which is to say, if you're a "definitely 100% cis boy", and your heart fluttered a bit reading those words and imagining that. good news. I'm grabbing your hand. and I'm not. letting. go.
Not even if you beg~.
starting a new modded victoria 3 campaign be like "oh boy this time I'm gonna build a nice tall liberal atompunk-post-scarcity-utopian Japan and go for highest standard of living"
the year is 1993, the hyperwars against the European powers have lasted over a century, Germany is square, Spain exploded, there is a nonstop frontline in Britian that has devoured a generation of colonial troops from both sides, nuclear weapons are being developed. The empire stretches across Asia like a growing cancer, Africa was seized from the British to cut the funds from their war machine, it dawns on me as I order the third invasion of Italy this year that I've just recreated the world of 1984 again. goddammnit. at least we have automated luxury atomic socialism, but at what cost?
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
PLSSSSS
girl detector gimmick blog has fallen
billions must gender
yes
oh so you want me
take me down to catgirl city where the boys are girls and the girls are kitty.
sure bestie sure
SOLID, COLD BUTTER; IS WHITE
Melted, warm, soft butter; is yellow