Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!
Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!
Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Hiccup:
Hiccup: I appreciate it,
Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-
Fishlegs: Hiccup-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.
During HTTYD 1:
Hiccup: I'm too young to die!
Gobber: I'm not but I still don't want to
Hiccup: Did you kill that man?
Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.
Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.
Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!
*Hermione carrying the groceries*
Hermione: Hey, do you have any bags?
Harry: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Hermione:
Hermione: A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.
Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.
The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.
— The literal definition of Katara
Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?
Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.
Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!
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