Tom on tomblr: he’s got so many defenses; even his charm and his charisma and his playfulness is a kind of defense
me, watching intently while fancily waving my hand that is holding a turkey stick like a cigar: isn’t it just the same for us all, dear tomithy. I would never admit to feeling depressed to my family without some sort of “underlying” humor to it *laughs in french*
moony: hey pads I know you’re sad that you can’t ride your motor bike since it got totaled. I’m sorry.
padfoot: thanks moony
moony: on another note, I know something else you could ride😏
padfoot: omg is the fair in london this week?!! I’ve been waiting months to ride the rotating sky wheel again!🤩🤩🤩
honestly, my biggest flex in life is that my middle name is Anna and harry styles had a song called Anna. Life has not been any better than when I realized this achievement
growing up as a Harry Potter fan with dark curly hair is getting told you look like Hermione when you’re young and then getting told you look like bellatrix as you get older lol. also, I was Hermione for Halloween when I was 11. Now I’m being bellatrix today
well. if Dorian gray has taught me anything, it’s that the history books completely fail to mention how 1800s Victorian era English people were kinky as fuck
god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse
minors in a fandom to a ship between people that have a huge age gap: we do not ship this 😤🙅🏽♀️!! This is illegal
minors in a fandom to a character who is played by someone in their late 30s-40s: That is the hottest mf I’ve ever seen and we are getting married even though there’s a 25 year age gap
wow I’m not even a full 15 pages into The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde and I already ship Dorian x Basil wholeheartedly. I haven’t shipped anyone this fast since Larry Stylinson and Wolfstar
how many books has James Patterson written because there are 113 in the library I work at. how. does this man ever sleep???
edit: just found like 10 more
edit: there’s like 200 just in my library