Latest Posts by fancyphoenix - Page 5

Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.

Riven: I thought I was the looks.

Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...

*When Musa tried to forgive Darcy*

Musa: He was my boyfriend! And you made out with him! And possesed him again!

Darcy:Oh, come on, that was 13 years ago. Get over it.

Musa:Oh, I cannot believe it! I can't believe that I tried to forget you, and invited you to dinner.

Darcy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe? That you're so selfish that you get a 30% in Date Records. And I still have to pay retails.

Musa: hAhAhAhA! AhAhAhA! It's 45.

Darcy: You bitch. You think that you're so perfect, with your new baby, and your small stupid apartment, and this record that sounds emo.

*Riven throws a paper in worry while going beside Musa*

Darcy: Your baby isn't even that cute.

Riven: ToO fAr, DaRcY! ToO FaR.

Musa*demon tone*: You take that back, man.

Darcy: No.

Musa:Take it back!

Darcy: What are you going to do? make me?

Musa: Hey, man I'm still a guardian.

Darcy: I'm a witch bitch.

Musa: Bring it on!

*they start hitting at eachother.*

Flora: PUT THE PLATES BACK IN THE BOXES.

*everyone puts the plates as the fast they can do it*

Musa: Did you just push me?

Darcy: Uh, yeah. I think I did.

Musa:All right that's it. You're going down!

Flora: OKAY, FORGET THA BUBBLE WRAP! THERE'S ISN'T TIME.!

Stella: Shouldn't we stop it?

Brandon: What are you out of your mind? Let's throw some Jell-O on them.

In case someone needed to heard this.

Not that it’s any of my business.

IF EACH WINX WAS A GPS

Stella: Erm, basically you, uh drive, for a mile and then if you want to be a nice person, open my amazon whislist and buy me things. You devil, I'm here assisting you.

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Musa: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that your own problem not mine.

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Bloom: Have you ever thought that the car ride is like life, isn't that deep? Pleas turn left at the next intersection.

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Tecna: Car were made actually in Zenith year 24 you stupid. And here in Earth in 1886. So HA! Now great, you missed your exit. Fucking dumbass.

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Flora: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, I get heated some times. Sorry.

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Layla: Hi, let's see you need to turn right and go to therapy men, because I heard that call and you need help. No shame on that dude.

*After a fight*

Riven: Why are you so quite love?

Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?

Riven: Huh?

Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!

Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?

Musa:

Riven:

Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.

Timmy: 6am?

Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.

Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?

Brandon: About like 4:45.

Timmy: What time do you go to bed?

Brandon: 9:30.

Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.

Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?

Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.

Stella: What is there to think about?

Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.

Nabu: What's wrong?

Layla:Nothing.

Nabu:You're lying.

Layla:Why you need to know so bad?

Nabu: So I can cheer you up.

Layla:It's not your job to cheer me up.

Nabu:Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

Layla:Well then you're fired.

Nabu: You cant fire me. I’m your boo.

Musa and Riven Babysitting Flo and Helia daughter. PART 1.

Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.

Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?

*shaking her head*

Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.

*Covering her face*

Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.

*Riven gets up*

Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?

*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*

Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.

Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?

*Musa opens the box*

Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?

Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.

Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?

Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.

Riven*confused*: Why not?

Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.

Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.

Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.

*Gets closer to her to smell it.*

Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.

*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*

*Musa smells*

*Musa is about to throw up*

Musa*about to puke*: Oh...

Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!

Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.

Riven: It can not be that bad.

*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*

Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..

Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.

Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.

Musa *whispering*: I don't know.

Riven: Come'on sweetheart.

*Phoebe opens her mouth.*

*Riven really focused on not passing out*

Riven: I think you might be dying...

*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*

Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.

Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!

Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.

Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!

Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.

*Sits her in her lap*

Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.

Phoebe: Where are we going?

Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

*In a class*

Codatorta: Brandon and Sky you guys go first.

*They both going cracking up with their homeworks*

Sky*seeing Codatorta face*: I'm so sorry.

*both presenting the work*

Codatorta: Did you have to do the same?

*Both start laughing and fell on the floor*

Codatorta: Really?

Brandon:So so sorry.

Codatorta: I guess you guys can guess the grade.

Sky: yeah...

*they both leave while cracking up*

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Bloom: Timmy get me closer!

*While in the fight*

Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.

* Bloom lands in a cool way*

Roxy: Super hero landing!

Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

*in a undercover misson*

Sky: Punch me in the face!

Riven: Punch you?

Sky: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Riven: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext.

Sky: Oh, god sake's.

*Riven punching Sky*

Sky: Ouh..

Riven:*smirks*

Sky: Shit, not like that.

Riven: You told me too punch you!

Sky: Shut up!

*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*

Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.

Nabu:....

Flora: And what we do when we feel sad?

Stella: We pet a dog.

Flora:We pet a dog.

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.

Riven: Do you even lift Helia?

Helia: I even lift?! Yeah dude, I lift your spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? Remember to stay hidratated.

Flora: Don’t get into the living room.

Tecna: Why?

Flora: I saw a spider.

Tecna: Did you kill it?

Flora: I have two arms she has eight it’s no a fair fight.

Tecna: ...

Flora: So to answer your question no. We must never go in the living room.

Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.

Timmy*turns on the TV*

News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.

*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*

Sky: Wow…

Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.

Timmy: What are you doing?

Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.

Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.

Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

Brella: 1,6,8,11,12 please!❤️

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

The big spoon is Stella, because she likes it. She likes hugging him and protect him with the blankets. And Brandon loves been the little spoon. Because he loves being hugged by his golden girl.

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

So basically it’s Brandon, he loves the feeling of being held and carried by Stella, he accepts the fact that he's shorter, (0% toxic mascunality) . So when that happens he just goes nuts.

8.How many children do they want?

Stella wants one daughter, and Brandon wants like 3 boys. So sometimes they randomly argue about it, But like in a joke way. They will be happy whatever it comes, But this are their preferences.

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

Brandon family haven't meet her in person yet, but his sister and brother had face time her, and they love her. And his parents, have chated with her, but they're hoping to meet her soon. And well, Stella family, it's complicated. (watch my fanfic and you'll understand it's call THE LOST KINGDOM)

12. Who carries the other to bed?

It’s Brandon who carries Stella to the bed. Because she’s a night person, and her best designs come in the night. So sometimes she just falls sleep doing them, so Brandon has an alarm to 2 in the night, to put her to bed.

Flora:Babe, If I like killed somebody, would...would you actually think I did? Would you rat me out to the cops.

Helia:I feel like there's a right answer here and I'm gonna get it wrong, yeah I would rat you out.

Flora: YoU WoUlD rAt mE oUt?

Helia:If you murder an innocent person...Yeah I would rat you out.

Flora:I thought we were supposed to be forever.

Helia: Could you just not kill anybody?

Flora:CoUlD yOu JuSt NoT kIlL aNyBoDy.

Stella: Flora wtf is up with your wifi?

Musa: You have this big ass house and can't afford a wifi box out here?

Flora:It's not about affording, it's about radiation.

Stella: YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT?

Flora:Yes..

Stella:Die with a good snapchat going trought.

Layla: It’s dark in here, can you get a flashlight please?

Nabu: You’re the only light in my LIFE love.

Layla:NaBu I cAn’T fUcKiNg SeE!

Stella: You’re hot.

Brandon: Thank you.

Stella: No, you are runinng a fever dumbass.

Question 18

Ok, let's do this. :)

18.How do they make blush eachother?

Well that's easy. Riven makes blush Musa by literally the smallest things, like picking up something from the floor, and she goes nuts when he does exercice, or something like that. And one of her favorites it's when he does something like not meant to be sexy, but turns it sexy. Or when he opens up.

And Musa, when she writes music she has this passion, that make's Riven go nuts, basically anything that has to do with music, make's him blush. Or when she let's her hair down, because it's not something she does often. Or when she yells, it's weird but it makes him blush (*issues*)