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Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?

Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?

Druig*signing*:Uhm..

*LAST NIGHT*

Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.

Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.

Kingo*signing*: I got a plan. It might get us both killed, but if works it will be a total boss story. Cool?

Makkari*signing*: No, it's not cool!

Kingo*signing*:Cool.

Makkari*signing*:No, no. I signed it's not cool!

Ikaris: I need you.

Sersie: For?

Ikaris: For ever.

Sersie *voice cracking*:Oh...

Ikaris: Druit you have to work on your manners, humans are complaining. You should say please and thank you, at least.

Druig: Ok, let me try. Ikaris.

Ikaris: Ok, go ahead

Druig:Ikaris, my friend please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Ikaris: Not what I meant but that's something.

Sersie: We have a problem Ikaris.

Ikaris: What the fire?

Sersie: Wait- what? There's a fire?

Ikaris: Never mind, this sounds more interesting, tell me love.

Druig: I find attractive when Makkari.

Thena* a bit done with it*: When Makkari what?

Druig: Yes.

Thena*rolling her eyes*: Phastos and Kingo were right, I should stayed in earth, they said that you would do this. But NO I have this need to help everyone, so shit.

Druig: You didn't understand, right. She's perfect every single minute and does everything amazing.

Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.

Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.

Phastos*deep breathe*

Sersie: Today is Ikaris and my one-year-aniversary!

Phastos: O what is it? The first kiss? The first date? The first time having sex? The first I love you? What is it?

Sersie: Uhm, well... Yes, just yes.

*Sersie crying*

Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!

Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.

Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!

Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...

Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.

Sprite: I HATE YOU WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY KINGO!

Kingo*laughing*: Well, that's not a lot of inches.

Sprite: I think I'm depressed.

Sersie: Well, pain makes you a better person and it helps you grow, we can go to a therap-

Sprite: It justs hurts...

Gilgamesh: Are you mad?

Thena:No.

Gilgamesh: So sharpening your knives at 3 am is just a hobby?

Kingo *signing*: Would you take a bullet for me Makkari?

Makkari *signing confused*: Uhm, yes. I guess...

*Druig angrily smashing his book on the floor*

Kingo *signing*: Great, thanks!

Druig*stopping Kingo*: Where do you think you're going?!

Karun: Amazing sir. I got that on camera!

Kingo: Karun, a bit of help here!

Karun: Sir, I think sir Druig dosen't want that. And it would be better for the documentary sir Kingo!

Ikaris:Any questions?

Druig: Yeah, I have one.

Ikaris: What Druig?

Druig: How dare you?!

Ikaris *learning about the history of democracy*:Well, my first rule would be that no one veto my rules. And I'm always right.

Sersi:Well, that's called tyranni, and it's generally frowned upon. So I would just stop reading that if I was you, sweetie.

*Ikaris existing*

Druig *signing to Makkari*: Can I shoot him, love?

Makkari *signing*: Not in public, dear.

WARNING FREAKING SPOILER SO DON'T LOOK AT IT!

DON'T FUCKING LOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.

THANKS.

Sprite: I appreciate that when you were going to kill our family, you were simply following orders. I get that, completly. And the fact, that you follow a dude we neves seen, I get that .I mean I would done the same with Kingo but without the orders you know. And I think they get that I'm sure they kind of get it. So don't blame yourself Ikaris. And this hasn't nothing to do with the way I feel about you, as buddies obviously...

Ikaris* being a freaking dumbass*: Thank you, Sprite finally someone understands it :)

Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?

Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.

Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.

Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!

Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.

Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!

Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.

Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.

*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*

Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.

Makkari *blushing*

Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.

Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.

Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.

Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.

Phastos: You're alive.

Ikaris: There's no need to sound so dissapointed.

Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*

Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.

Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.

Druig*sining*: You too my dear?

Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?

Karun: YES SIR!

Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*

Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.

MY FANFICS.

Hi you guys, I have few of fanfics in Ao3:

-OUR LIFE.

What would happen if Magix didn't exist, what would their life be on Earth? Let's find out.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36418753/chapters/90804184

-ARE WE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS?

Bloom is tired of her routine what will happen when she found Stella, this moment will change her life.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36968230/chapters/92232619

-YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!

Basically Musa, Stella and Layla have to figure out a way to save their boyfriends, and keep themselves mentaly stable.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38020930/chapters/94964281

-WITHOUT VOLDEMORT.

¿What happened to everyone after the war? ¿How do you overcome your biggest trauma? What happens when there's nothing left to fight for?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37251925/chapters/92943619

-THE TAPE.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron are bored so they check out the only room the Sirius has never let Harry in to check out. What will happen when they found a tape?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36203380

-DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SHAME?

Bill Weasley for most of his life has been taking care of his siblings. His whole life has been the parental figure of his family.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37700752/chapters/94119001

-WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?

Hermione has been missing for almost a day, her friends don't know where she was, they searched her everywhere. Where Herms is?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37708438/chapters/94139689

-THE CANDLE KEEPER.

Alma Madrigal was left alone with three toddlers to raise and a miracle to honor.

She had three beautiful toddlers, Pepa could go from laughter to crying, Julietta with that maturity for a four-year-old, and Bruno her bean who loved everything odd.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36207310/chapters/90255760

-MARVEL HIGH.

What if the coolest heroes ever, went to highschool, how would it be? Oh highschool, so much drama...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36587752/chapters/91254805

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*after an argument*

Flora: Why the hell do you think I don't like you? I do. Actually a lot! I like so much that I would kill everyone for you!

Helia: Yeah... But.

Flora: JuSt LeT mE kNoW wHo sHoUlD i KiLl To PrOvE mY lOvE?! Sky come here I need your soul! I'M SoRRY!

Helia: First of all calm down, I'm so sorry that i doubted you. I love you :)

Flora: Nevermind Sky!

Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?

Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.

Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.

Riven: Dude you threw it.

Brandon: Why?

Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"

Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?

Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.

Sky: I have it in film bro.

FANFIC.

Hi you guys, I have this fanfic of Harry Potter I would love if you guys check it out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/6/WITHOUT-VOLDEMORT

- In an interview with the couples.- PART 2.

What would you save from a fire?

Flora: Uhmm... My plants. Yeah. They have lives you know? It would be awful...

Helia: It's ok, my flower. *hugging her*

Flora: And you dear?

Helia: After checking out Flora is ok, I think it would be my folder, which is where all my poems are. I couldn't imagine my life without them.

What would you save from a fire?

Stella: My closet. Easy.

Brandon: I don't know...

Stella: How about your boxing bag?

Brandon: Yeah.. But I think first I'll make sure you were fine. But yeah, it's a good stress release.

Stella: Aww...Isn't he cute?

What would you save from a fire?

Musa: My notebook, is where I have my songs. And well this dummy sitting beside me.

Riven: Yeah, whatever. I'll save myself.

Musa: Come on... Say it! Say it! SAY IT!

Riven: Fine! FIne. I'll save YOU! Because you're my one and only. Happy?

Musa: Yeah... A lot.

What would you save from a fire?

Tecna: Oh super easy, I would grab my computer, there is where I have all that matters. Oh and Timmy, because he's a noodle and needs protection.

Timmy: Uhm... I would first check if she's fine, and then my bag, is where I have everything that matters.

Tecna: Explain them why, dear.

Timmy: Yeah, when Riven is your roomate you don't know what can you deal with every night, that was scary.

Tecna: Yeah, tell them the story about the ducks.

Timmy: It was hard... I don't think I want to.

What would you save from a fire?

Layla: Uhm most defently my bicicle. I just used so much. I love that bicicle.

Nabu: Ehem...

Layla: Oh, yeah and this idiot right here. He's you know that things you can get rid off.

Nabu: I would save her, and well my last book is getting really intersting so probably that.

Layla: Smart ass.

What would you save from a fire?

Bloom: My albums and my notebooks, is where I keep my pictures and my drawings. They mean a lot to me.

Sky: I would save her, and maybe you know that painting we have in our bedroom with our faces, that your dad gaves us. Yeah I would keep that.

Bloom: Love, my dad is not going to like you more because you save that awful painting. Oh yeah and his ass, he can be quite clumbsy, and besides im the girl of fire, fire dosen't affect me.

Tecna: I need help, right now. I told Timmy I know how to cook but that's the only thing I can't do.

Stella pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: AND YOU ARE TELLING ME? You thought I could help.