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Makkari *signing*: Red or blue dress for tonight?

Druig*signing*: Oh, I don't know you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide.

Makkari*signing*: Oh, thanks dear. But I'm having a hard time deciding, I was hoping you could pick.

Druig*signing*: Love, either way you'll be the most beautiful girl at the party, I love you so much.

Makkari*signing*:Okay, I love you too and know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a weird test, I just need to know.

Druig*signing*: I prefer you just the way you're.

Makkari*signing while rushing to Kingo's room*: Oh my fucking god. Hey Kingo red or blue dress for tonight.

Kingo*signing*: Blue one, red makes you look like a bitch.

Makkari *signing*: Thanks, bitch.

Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.

Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.

Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso

she’s simply the best

AUNTIE AND HER FAVORITE KID.

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.

Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.

Druig: What are you guys talking about?

Ikaris:Nothing.

Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.

Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.

Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.

Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.

Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.

Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.

Druig: You can't loose something you never had.

Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.

Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?

Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.

Ajax:And?

Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.

Phastos: But he's your husband...

Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..

Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.

Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.

Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...

Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.

Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.

Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.

Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?

Kingo*signing*: On count of three tell me what your favorite cake? One, two three!

Druig and Makkari *signing in the same time*: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Sersi: Our turn, love! One two three! Vanilla!

Ikaris*signing confused*:What's even cake?

*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*

Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.

Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?

Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.

Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!

Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?

Makkari*signing*: Dear....

Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!

Druig:Suspicious...

Ikaris: NO, is not!

Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?

Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.

Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.

Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!

Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.

Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!

Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.

Phastos:No, who of you broke it!

Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.

Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.

Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.

Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.

*everyone starts to argue*

*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*

Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.

Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.

Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...

Phastos: Poor dummies.

Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?

Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.

Ikaris: I hate my last name.

Sersi:Uhm..why?

Ikaris: Because is not your last name.

Sersi:

Ikaris: ;)

Sersi: You know that we're married, and that we don't have last names, right?

Kingo:Are you in love with Ikkaris?

Sprite*awkward sweats*:...no

Kingo: Then why did you draw S+I all over your notebook with the biggest amount of hearts i ever seen.

Sprite: Oh, easy it's stands for "suck internet".

Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.

Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.

*later that night*

Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!

Sersi: I have a bad feelings about this.

Ikari: What do you mean love?

Sersi:Don't you ever get that little voice that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Ikaris: That the first time I heard about such a kind thing...

Sersi: Love, that actually explains a lot.

Druig: Stabbing someone is inmoral?

Sersi: You're not going to stab my husband druig.

Sprite: Yeah, don't stab Ikaris.

Phastos: I mean if he consents it, where's the harm in that?

Kingo: And it depends where you stab him.

Ikaris: I'm sorry what?

Kingo: I have no fears, I fought deviant during millon years, I'm the coolest eternal.

Druig:Karun are you recording this?

Karun: Yes, sir.

Druig: Ok, do you realize that Sprite will be taller than you in a few years, right? You're not that tall.

Kingo: Yeah...Maybe I do have one fear.

Kingo*signing*: Come, on Makkari, I know you and Druig have a weird thing.

Makkari*pissed signing*: That's not true, he's my friend, like you.

Kingo*signing*:Ok, what do bees make?

Makkari*signing confused*: Honey?

*Druig going to hug Makkari from behind*

Druig*signing while hugging her*: What do you need beautiful?

*Druig and Makkari about to introduce themselves to the avengers*

Druig *signing*: Beatiful do you know what is a great conversation opener, "so...do you like bread?" Everybody does like bread, and then bam you have something in common with humans. I've never tried, but I think it would work.

Makkari*signing*: Are you saying that we should introduce ourselves to the avengers like this?

Druig*signing*: Genius right?

Makkari*signing*:Ehm...Love, they're going to kick our asses.

Kingo: Why does she look like that?

Sprite*facedown on the floor*: Like what?

Kingo: Like you're dead.

Sprite: Because I'm dead.

Ajax*writing something in her notepad*: Ikaris made public his relationship with Sersie, making out with her in public.

Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...

Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersi:Okay....?

Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Sersie:Oh...

Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-

Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?

Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?

Sersie: You too spend to much together.

Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?

Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...

Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?

Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.

Ajax: Oh....

Thena: Gligamesh and I are so close, that we even share the thootbrush.

Gligamesh: We share what now?

Thena: The toothbrush, isn't that socially accepted?

*Sprite now living with Kingo and Karun*

Kingo: Hey, Sprite. Are you tall enough to play basketball?

Sprite:Again, are you calling me short? In what you think is funny...

Kingo:Huh, I'm the funniest man ever, right Karun?

Karun:YES SIR!

Phastos: Why did you give my kid a knife again?

Thena: Easy, he said he felt unsafe, so I gave him one of my knives and show him some tricks.

Phastos:Now, I feel unsafe...

Thena: Want a knife?

Phastos: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

The eternals: Awww <3

Phastos: And I tell myself " If I could survive so many years with those clowns, I can handle every problem that comes".

*the eternals in awkward silence*