Latest Posts by fancyphoenix - Page 2

Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?

Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!

Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.

Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?

*checking him out*

Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?

Helia: He's in the roof.

*they go to the roof*

Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.

Riven: I can't...

Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.

Riven: I don't understand why you can tell Tecna and Layla, but I can't tell Brandon and Nabu.

Musa: Tecna and Layla are low key.

Riven: Excuse me? They can be low key...

Musa: Uhmm...

*Flashback sounds*

Helia: So how was your weekend you guys?

Musa:Oh, well we bought a couch, 20% off.

Brandon*clapping the tabble*: Whooo tell me everything! Stella get the camera!

Nabu: I'm coming! Wait! Wait!

*End of flashback*

Riven: yeah... maybe you're right.

Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.

Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.

Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.

Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.

Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.

Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?

Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?

Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!

Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?

Thena: I didn't see it.

Ajax: The area 51.

Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.

Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.

Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?

Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?

Ikaris:Dead...

Ikaris: You are mocking me, aren`t you?

Druig:Oh, no...No no. Hey Ikaris look the SUN!

*druig cries of laughter*

Ikaris: I hate you.

Yeah it’s sounds right. I love them so much!

What if the Eternals met the Avengers in the middle of a battle field?

steve: *putting his hand out for a handsake* hello, i'm steve rogers

druig: the fuck that gotta do with me?

ajak: *whispering* sorry about him, he's angsty

ajak: *shaking hands* i'm ajak and this is druig, these two are kingo and karun

kingo and karun: *filming a daily vlog* and that was how a battle usually goes

ajak: this is sprite

sprite: *trying to burn druig with sunglasses*

ajak: this is makkari

makkari: *approaching the group and signing* hey

druig: *smilling and sighs dreamily* she said hey, she's so cute

makkari: *blushing*

ajak: uh, yeah, this is phastos, sersi and ikaris

phastos, sersi and ikaris: *talking about how phastos needed to take a break*

ajak: and thena and gilgamesh

gilgamesh: you can't just kill anyone, thena

thena: no one can stop me

natasha: i like her

tony: what the fuck?

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!

Kingo: Come on, dudes I never brag.

Druig: You once called your face the proof of god existence.

Kingo: I mean am I wrong?

Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.

Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Jack: What?

Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?

Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?

Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*

Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...

Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...

Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!

*Ikaris confused*

Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.

Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?

Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*

Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.

Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good

Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.

*Now going to dance to Sersi*

Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.

Sersi:HEY!

Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!

*Ikaris being a confused tomate*

Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.

Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*

Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.

*Next morning*

Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...

Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.

Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.

*Karun playing the video*

Kingo:Oh, no...

Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?

Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!

Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-

Sersi: Right next to that arse.

*Druig and Phastos drunk*

Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?

Phastos: Totally!

*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*

Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.

Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?

*The eternals existing*

Phastos: This family wants to make me wanna murder people...

*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*

Sprite: I think you got him...

Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?

Sprite: Not really, I'm good.

Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!

Druig*signing*: I love you so much.

Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...

*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*

Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...

*Sersi starting to loose her patience*

Druig: Certain... wait for it

Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!

Druig: I don't love her ok?

*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*

Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...

Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.

Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...

Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"

Kingo: Oh, please.

Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?

*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!

Sersi: I might be in trouble.

Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.

Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.

Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..

Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..

Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...

Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.

Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.

Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.

Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"

Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!

Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?

*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*

Druig *signing*:And who is he again?

Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.

Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)

*In the early 2000's*

Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?

Ajax: Number one you're gay.

Phastos*cracking up*

Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.

Phastos*cracking up more*

Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!

*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*

Thena: Jack,where are you?

Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...

Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!

Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!

Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?

Random dude: How is he?

Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.

Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.

Phastos:Isn't there no way we can get rid of him?

Ajax: No without a cause Phastos, beside we talked about this...

Phastos:I have causes, it is be-cause I hate him.

Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?

Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?

Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"

Gligamesh:Thena...

Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.

Gilgamesh:Thena...

(Clint and Kate are eating lunch at some food court)

Kate Bishop: ...OH MY GOD.

Clint Barton: What, what?! Did those tracksuit bastards come back?!

Kate Bishop: No, I just remembered that a giant gold robot thing showed up in the ocean and almost blew up the world. Like...how were we not freaking out about this?!

Clint Barton: Eh, I'm used to all this cosmic shit by now. Comes with the job.

Druig, who is casually walking by the Hawkeyes with a tray of food for both him and Makkari: He's right you know. Oh, you're welcome by the way.

*Ikaris does something stupid*

Sersi: What and absolute fucking idiot.

Druig: Totally...

Sersie: He's my fucking stupid idiot, so shut up.