You May Not Be Able To But If You Want I Can Rig The Chairs To Start Spinning With The Flip Of A Remote.

Okay?

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*

Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?

Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.

Ignis: Prompto please promise me you and Noct will not do anything illegal while I'm gone.

Prompto: don't worry Iggy. I promise we will be on our best behavior.

*five minutes later*

Prompto: Wanna go trash Ardyn's car?

Noctis: hell yeah

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

Vere: Mhin stand up no one can see you on the roof

Mhin: I AM STANDING

Nikolai: I would kill you Fyodor. That’s how much I love you.

Fyodor: The term is “I would kill for you” Nikolai.

Nikolai: I know what I said *cocks gun*

Sigma: So what do we do now?

Nikolai: I have a solution.

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!

Sigma: We are not killing him!

Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!

Sigma: Then what?

Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!

Nero: I wasn’t that drunk

Dante: you tried to stab your father.

Nero: he deserved it.

Dante: with your gun

Nero....